Fun with Rambling Religious Tracts Part I! |
Found this little gem folded up on the windshield of my car the other day as I was leaving work. I love little items like this. Rambling, call-to-arms religious tracts written by barely literate men...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:25:00 GMT |
The Savage Beast |
Jazz guitar on PBSBourbon Coke stewing in gut, waiting in handPurring cat under clutching dactylsA painful solitude that would only be cheapened by companyThe end of a long day, and the promise of a l...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:47:00 GMT |
The Mid-January Boogaloo |
So now I'm working at the Tempe store. Tuesday, I left the Scottsdale store, thinking that Friday would find no major changes in my life. My regional manager woke me up on Thursday to tell me that I...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:24:00 GMT |
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Escape. Flee. Take to heels. Become puff of dust. Leave crater in wake.Join cockroaches scheming under fridge. Scurry from fluorescence.Paramecium in ocean. Mote of...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:30:00 GMT |
Y’know what’s ironic? |
Someday, there's going to be a George W. Bush Presidential Library.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
Shyyak chik chik chik chik chik pddddrum pum pa! |
If I could, I'd rip this town in half, drink its blood and feast on its entrails. I'd laugh over it's decaying corpse like Prince Vlad over Lucy Sterna. I'd suckle sweet ichor from it's ro...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:57:00 GMT |
Tucs on the Loose |
Things I will miss about Tucson:
Arm out the window driving Speedway Boulevard at night
My friends (too numerous to mention, I love you all)
My coworkers at the fighting one-fifty-third
My house (God...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 19:41:00 GMT |
Hooked on Phoenix |
So, it's official. I'm moving to Phoenix next week. Guitar Center wants me to be Assistant Manager at the store in Scottsdale (Indian Bend and 101), in order to try to bring the store back...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 19:28:00 GMT |
I am so pissed I could spit. |
I found this loathesome piece of garbage on one of my favorite humor websites this morning:http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2
223Anyone who has read my last blog entry knows how I fee...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
Heroes |
So, when you get a MySpace account, you are asked who your heroes are. Kind of a funny question to ask of thirteen year olds, which are, I'm told, the main demographic for this website. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 22:29:00 GMT |
