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Clayton Explosion

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About Me

Recently relocated from Pensacola, FL to Kansas City, KS for the purposes of going back to school and continuing my training in Ryukyu Kempo at the Alliance headquarters here in Blue Springs, MO... In the past I was a chef de cuisine in the tradition of Anthony Bourdain... But I am getting out of that business, so the only upscale meals I will be preparing in the near future better be followed by a blow-job. I was also a sporadic musician in the vein of Mofo Cult, Nest of Saws, Spawn Ranch Disciples and Helgate. Legend has it that I have even shared a stage with the almighty Parabellum, although there is little evidence to back that up... Sometimes I think I am a writer in the shadow of Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahnuik, Henry Rollins, & Kurt Vonnegut. Sometimes I think I am a serious armchair (or bar stool) cagefighter in the tradition of Lyoto Machida, Kazushi Sakuraba, Fedor Emelianenko, & Tank Abbott. I like old school video games and new school death metal. I dont shower much. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

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My Blog

Peace of mindfuck

Seek the oblivionthe deafening silenceMy identity by itself causes violence.it's grinding to a haltit's all gods faultburning to an endRest in Peace.strange pains from nowhere grab the reins and steer...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:58:00 GMT

Cultimatum

The world is my enemy.I want a life without peoplewithout humansjust plants and animals and me...just like god used to be.I want to jack off with your bloodand cum in your woundsand then murder the ju...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:50:00 GMT

Backwoods

The demons don't always come out all at once...Sometimes they wriggle out one at a time, with great spaces in between.It's more painful that way, but then each one is mature and unique...  instea...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:47:00 GMT

Poetry you’ll wish you never read

  I have decided to transcribe the body of work that is my collected writings in this blog.  Why?  Well...  I have always written what I hesitate to call "poetry"...  When I t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:34:00 GMT

Pensacola native

You know you're a Pensacola native when: 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on h...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:14:00 GMT

already wiped out on the GoPed

  Ugh...  I'm gonna be feelin' it in the morning.  (fuck...  I'm feeling it now...)  Pictures posted in "my pics" under "scooter"...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT

Tribute to Chuck

I know most of you guys are too young to remember Chuck S. from DEATH (and I am way late on this tribute) but I stumbled upon this song and It took me back to fucking 1989...  yes...  1989.&...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:20:00 GMT

I’M TOTALLY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!

OK so I have been selling all of my shit on eBay... A deal has gone bad... this chick wasnt happy with the merch when she received it. She sent me an angry (and perhaps... yes.. snooty) email. I off...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

40 things you wont hear from a Pensacola native

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.38. Duct tape won't fix that.37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.36. Come to think of it, I'll have a He...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Failure

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Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:14:00 GMT