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Rob

robboardman

About Me

Hi, I'm Rob, I listen to The Ramones and take most of my inspiration on how to behave in every day life from Daniel Johnston. I also go to Manchester Metropolitan University, where I am studying Politics and annoying far left idiots.
I am a huge music fan and I'd advise against arguing with me about music. I've bought NME religiously for the last 4 years so I think I know what I'm talking about when it comes to this kind of thing, ok?
I'm a huge fan of all things Nintendo. Super Mario 64 is my favourite game of all time and my recently acquired Nintendo DS was the best purchase my Mum has ever made.
I quite literally cannot stand anyone who believes that 9/11 was a Government conspiracy. If you are a subscriber to any of these theories, then please leave my page right now, delete your internet history and finally destroy your computer so we can both be absolutely certain you'll never visit my profile again.
If you ever hear yourself say something like this:
"I'm not racist, but (insert minority) really annoy me"
Then please, do me and everyone else a favour and shut up.
If you have "a bit of everything" listed as your music taste, just don't bother speaking to me because we all know that people who say that really mean to say "middle of the road indie/pop/RNB that I heard on the radio". Develop your own personality then maybe I won't hate you.
I am not interested in speaking to anyone who uses the phrase "it's my opinion" in order to end a debate. What is the point in even having a discussion with someone who can't come up with reasons as to why they like/dislike something? If you care that much to hold an opinion on something, at least take the time to back it up.
This is the greatest song of all time.

My Interests

Punk Rock music, playing bass in Postcards From Wakanda, professional wrestling.

I'd like to meet:


Fat Mike, vocalist and bassist in NOFX - this man is the reason I am in to punk rock and my entire life would be completely different if I had never discovered him.

A true American hero, helped in the battles against fascism, communism and most recently Islamic terrorism. Captain America's values should form the basis of any decent home.

One of the greatest men in the world, Jeremy Paxman is without a doubt the greatest interviewer, TV host and author of all time.

Music:

I am really open minded, I will listen to absolutely ANYTHING. Nah, just kidding, here's my awesome taste:
NOFX, Screeching Weasel, The Ataris, The Lillingtons, The Ergs Bad Religion, Dillinger Four, Rancid, The Bouncing Souls, The Lawrence Arms, The Vandals, Descendents, Random Heroes, Angry Samoans, Dwarves, Green Day, Against Me!, Minor Threat, The Queers, Ramones, The Methadones, Mr T. Experience, Teenage Bottlerocket, Black Flag, Hot Water Music, Get Up Kids, The Riverdales, Less Than Jake, The Apers, The Draft, Stiff Little Fingers, Streetlight Manifesto, Captain Everything, The Beach Boys, The Germs, Circle Jerks, Blink 182, Pennywise,And thousands more.

Movies:

Wayne's World, Master Of Disguise, Power Rangers The Movie, Donnie Darko, South Park The Movie, Fight Club, Borat, The Departed, Star Wars, The Chumscrubber, Rambo: First Blood.

Television:

The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Peep Show, Futurama, Deal Or No Deal, Big Brother, Countdown, Extras, Buffy, Angel, Family Guy, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Seinfeld.

Books:

Punk is a four letter word - Ben Weasel, Marvel Civil War, The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox.

Heroes:

Fat Mike, Ben Weasel, Joe Queer, Joey Ramone, Kris Roe, Dr. Frank, Ricky Gervais, Larry David.

My Blog

Eddie Guerrero

I thought I'd use my first and likely only ever blog entry to say that Eddie Guererro, one of my all time favourite wrestlers has just died, I'm absolutely fucking gutted.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:44:00 PST