Who the hell are you?! Isaac Fucking Newton?!

You know you’re A Dancer when...
...Dance is life and the rest is just spare time.
...Dance in life, nothing else matters
...you walk with your feet turned out unconsciously
...your vocabulary includes band aids, sweat, tape, determination, and guts!
...you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.
...you have blisters on your feet for life.
...your friends are covering up there zits while you try to hide your ugly feet.
...your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.
...pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary.
...you stand turn out in PE classes
...you pointe you toes even during sit ups.
...you dance down the hallway instead of walk.
...you use empty hall ways to practice grand jete.
...you do grande jetes in the parking lot and down the streets.
...you know most Barres isn’t in jails.
..."Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying, but a way of life.
...all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class.
...you do plies and tendus while waiting in line.
...you can't remember a time when your feet were soft and uncallused.
...you perform calmly before crowds yet suffer anxiety during school tests.
...you are well coordinated in class but trip over your own feet walking
...you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room
...a new leotard makes your whole day
...every hard floor is like a place for practicing.
...you know the frog isn’t an animal, but a stretch.
...you use every handrail you see for practicing your fouettes.
...you carry a bottle of nail polish around in your purse to stop those darn runs in your tights.
...you actually sit up straight in your chair at school.
...you hear classical music and you need to dance.
...you don’t dance for a week, and even your brother notices.
...the top shelf in your closet is stuffed with your old dance shoes.
...you know more French than English.
...you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff.
...Centerstage was the best movie EVER!
...you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance.
...everything you do has to do with dance.
...you promise to never stop dancing... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going.
...you cancel dates telling them you have dance.
...you suddenly can't count past 8
...you can learn the dances to music videos like that (snaps fingers).
...you say all kinds of dance terms (in French) in front of your non dancing friends and tell them it's a secret language.
...When those ballerina Barbie’s irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms!
...When you are walking you count your steps, but only go up to 8 and start all over again.
...Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from tap shoes
...Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8
...You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt.
...You never leave home with out your hair spray and bobby pins.