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About Me

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I have a serious dichotomy to my personality. Picture an artist/writer/mathematician's brain sharing space with a musically savvy/sporty body.
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What OK Cupid has to say about me:
The Peach
Random GentleLove Master ( RGLMf )
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experiencedin both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tendto live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitionslike most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidentlyembrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but ourguess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It'sgetting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guywho's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand yourearly enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overlyintense.
Link: The 32-Type Dating Testby OkCupid .
My profile name:kspaceygirl

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It's not so much as whom I'd like to meet as who I'd like to know. I've met many, many celebs. They usually come up to me. It's really no big deal. They pee and poo like the rest of us. Usually it's a bad idea to meet one's heroes/crushes. They never ever live up to the hagiographic fantasy. How can they?

We place the star on a nose-bleed-inducing pedestal only to gross out when they drip on us or when we can see their nose hairs. Can you say "setup for disappointment?"

Luckily, the bright and shiny people who I've met were inherently kind. The famous folks I know, as in they are on my speed-dial, are just like my non-celeb peeps; about 50-50. Some are real asses and some are kind and true.

There's a really short list of people I'd like to know better. I enjoy people with layers who have artistic and emotional integrity. With these folks, in my opinion, it would be great to share a pot of tea. I believe the conversation would be stimulating and the atmosphere electric. Truth be told, they are not hard to look at either. LOL

Some I have already met and want to know better. Others I'd love to have the opportunity to see them in person in a performance or social setting.

Truly amazing, original talent/artistry: Billy Corgan, Wentworth Miller , Michael Stipe, Lee Pace, Adrian Brody, Kevin Spacey, Benicio del Toro, Christopher Walken, Emma Thompson, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joss Whedon, Noah Taylor, J. K. Rowling, Iggy Pop, Liev Schreiber, David Bowie, Bjork, Alan Cumming and Bono.

Piqued my curiosity (Do they have substance?): James Blunt, Beverly Johnson, Dexter Fletcher, Lee Pace, Angelina Jolie, Toukie Smith, Bill Nighy, Thandie Newton, Charlize Theron, Gwen Stefani, Lenny Kravitz and Helena Bonham-Carter. Brad Pitt, Stuart Townsend, and Gavin Rossdale keep jumping back and forth on my lists? 8^)

Now, now... don't give me the "How about so-and-so litany?" The list is only of the people I've met (or want to meet) for a deeper connection. Not listed are the wonderous stars I've already met (or know) and/or just think are hot. That list is ever evolving.

I don't add ANYONE unless I've actually met them or it's a musician I like or both. No exceptions. Sorry.

And remember, the fact no one understands you does not mean you're an artist.

My Blog

Gavin Rossdale at the Nightclub 930 in Washington, DC

Well tonight's show at the 930 Club was absolutely high energy and musically amazing.Gavin and the boys played to the crowd mixing the old and new with aplomb. The event was visually and aurally stron...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 23:01:00 GMT

Cleaning house, eBay style!

Check out my auctions:http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZinxsI'm spring cleaning via eBay. I'll have MANY more items for sale including CDs (you know I have over 1,000), more magazines, INXS/Paul...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Im laughing!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't remember how he got home from the party. Fearful he made some horrible blunder he forces his eyes op...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:22:00 GMT

Ethical Dilemma? Nah... ;p

"You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:57:00 GMT

Music on my page

It's Mundy, a sweet singer/songwriter from Ireland. www.myspace.com/MundyIRL I first discovered him wa-a-a-ay back on the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack. His song on that is To You...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:08:00 GMT

The Germans have a word for everything!

The German language is known for how they combine a string of separate nouns together to make one long word. Basically there is one word for "the lady down the hall who changes the coffee p...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:54:00 GMT

I think I can...

... keep these resolutions:-I am not going to kick any dogs-I am not going to try crystal meth-I am not going to weigh over 200 lbsAnd for the positive resolutions:-I am going to sleep on the sofa les...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:49:00 GMT

Mathematics - humour

ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Carey Ott (opened for Thomas Dolby) - Ram's Head 5/6/06

On Saturday, I went to Thomas Dolby at the Ram's Head in Annapolis, MD. My sis and I got there early and were aurally stimulated by Carey, Satchel and Kai. What a treat when the opene...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:14:00 GMT

INXS at DAR Constitution Hall in DC on 5/2/06 (not a real review) :)

My take on the show in IMs: inxs_inxs_inxs (5/3/2006 11:57:33 AM): {yawn, shades on...}Robb (5/3/2006 11:58:21 AM): how was it?inxs_inxs_inxs (5/3/2006 11:58:39 AM): Excellent.inxs_inxs_inxs (5/...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 13:47:00 GMT