I am the sexiest poodle to ever grace the planet. I was named after Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the Ritz Carlto Hotel. I spend my days taking care of my Mom while Dad is at work and torturing my little Queen Bella Wonka. She is such a Dork. My mom loves her more than me and she sleeps with her every night under the covers. That is why I take her toys away from her and hide the steak bones. I always look out the window to see if my Daddy is coming home. He loves me very much and plays with me and let's me bite him real hard. He is my buddy and best friend and he always takes care of me and let's me get away with murder. Dad is cool, he has taken me to the oil rigs with him and I get to eat all the good food the guys bring to the rig. I love to ride in his Mustang convertible and look at the pretty girls with my head hanging out and feeling the wind blow through my hair. Life is great. I only wish he would let me drive.
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