The Opossum Army

Hello, my name is Ralph and i am a proud member of the Opossum Army. I have seen plenty of action since joining the Opossum Army, i have traveled to Australia to battle with the kangaroos in the horrific battle of Pouch Baby Mountain. I have battled against Japan in the failed attempt to claim Japan as the land of the rising possum. I was also a part of the OWF (Opossum Wrestling Federation) for 12 years where i was a 3 time Opossum heavy weight champion and have battled many of times in the Steel Trash Can match. I am currently a part of the germ warfare program in which the Opossum Army takes great pride in, and we are currently battling our most challenging rival to date, a man by the name of Joel and his army of wookie. Anyone interested in helping us with this battle please message myself or go to OpossumArmy.Org and apply to be a part of the greatest army on earth!