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About Me

Oops, Did my sarcasm hurt you ? Get over it.
I'm increasingly finding myself running into windows and glass doors, regardless of the ract that they have a very big PUSH/PULL sign at eye level
I can't wait for the day I can say this to someone "You make me vomit more than I can eat," Oh the simple things in life
Thus far i have gotten (not sure if that exists as a word as yet..) half way through 2009 and not used myspace. until today when i remembered it existed because someone reminded me.
I'm so glad I got to thrill you with that story. I love music more than AIDS and Genocide, so quite a fair bit of love.
I'm spending the last part of this year travelling before returning to Australia to think about whether or not to study ARTS of MUSIC next year (all of this depends on what i get offers to) Furthermore, I'm so glad i just told you my life story. I live on the beach but am the whitest person in the world without a medically diagnosed skin condition (apparently inconclusive doesn't mean much in medicine these days) So I'm the only person to live on the beach and be the same colour as the white sand. Moving Swiftly along from the self depracation... "let us not burden our remembrances with a hardness that is gone" - Prospero, in William Shakespeare's 'The Tempest' Oh yeah, i can breathe easy knowing that ive now made you think im a pretentious, literature citing wanker. BAM!
surely there is nothing else on this planet that can be more arduous and teeming with monotony than the HSC (apart from slave labour. or child slavery. they suck pretty hard too)
I don't care that its cliched, I'm going to have music as my background as without it.. my myspace would be boring.. oh AND I'd probably be reeeeally sad.
I like the piano, i like the opportunities eric my oboe gives me but I don't like the fact that he's very hard to play (and yes i name inanimate objects)
I Value The Simple Things In Life
Like Spontaneous Yr 12 Leaping Into The Pool
and again
Sometimes, I amaze myself at how attractive I am, see diagram = There are times in my lfie when I feel it necessary to experiment. Take for example, once i tried to convince the school I could play viola. It all went off without a hitch, except for that fact that I still cannot play viola (see diagram)
And Finally
Once we got bogged on mount panorama. It was the most terrifying/hilarious nights of my life. see "re-enacting digging a 4 wheel drive out of a sand trap" - ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, in general really I find most people incredibly fascinating (mostly becuase they aren't me) , although there are times when i hate people, because im a teenager and that's "what we do."

the person who invented this notion that year 12 matters. and them kick them very hard in the leg .

you, becuase you look cool and i dig cool people (and not cool people, I'm versatile)

and also, people who have the guts to write funny stuff in exams. It's in my head, but I'm too chicken to write it down.

My Blog

the many insanities of elise and her diseases

All the events from the previous week have culminated to elise and how she is today.I shall list them because my god lists are awesome.1) Last friday, we won the house music festival, needless to say ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:48:00 GMT

The Best Blog You Will Ever read. SERIOUSLY!

Brave New World Essay.. By Miranda Lockett Aldous Huxley was a paedophile in the 1930s and he wrote a book called Brave New world which reflects his sexual fantasies about little children playing ero...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:02:00 GMT

Elise Vs Kobie

Ha, I knew that catchy title would lure you in.. or something to that effect.this blog is dedicated to the one and only kobie golledge and all the reasons why i would love to hate and hate to love her...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Die Feminism

feminist literature is so shit it makes me want to cry The women of the 21st century no longer care! There is no point in fighting a fight which isnt even a fight! Guh, its possibly the crappest categ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:44:00 GMT

Oboes are awesome

Today I learnt that it doesn't matter if you've done no prep for your ancient history mid years. You can blitz it with little to no knowledge of who Heinrich Schliemann was whatsoever. AwesomeAlso dis...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 23:54:00 GMT