The tale of The Baron is one of legend and heresay, beginning his grandiose life as the son of a Jewish hairdresser and Iranian militant The Baron survived on words alone, without food or water he grew fat on dictionaries and leaflets.Until one day he found the will to challenge some local rappers to a battle, winning with ease by rhyming spatular with horticulture he was granted The Baronhood. His tale is a common one. Speculation claims he holds the power of lightning at his fingertips, reighning his electric punishment on all who refuse his awesome might. He is not to be toiled with nor looked at, for it is said once in the grip of The Baron's heavy grey eyes victims are rendered shoeless and forced to dance on hard carpet.
