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ELMERroderick

kEEpiNg it OriJiNUuu for thA NINE*NINE and 2000!

About Me

I AM A VIRGO. I AM A WORKAHOLIC. I HAVE BEEN WAY TO INDEPENDENT FOR MY OWN GOOD FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. I CAN BBQ LAMB LIKE NO OTHER. MON - FRI I AM AT STARBUCKS CORPORATE .. SAT I BARTEND ON CAPITOL HILL AT A PLACE CALLED 22 DOORS. I ENJOY USING www.pandora.com ALL DAY AT STARBUCKS. I FOUND THAT I LOVE DRINKING ODWALLA CARROT JUICE. MY GFJK IS APPARENTLY GORGEOUS. I ASPIRE TO BE A ROBOT. I THINK FOREIGN CINEMA HAS A THE BOMB BRUNCH. I BELIEVE ALL THE RESTAURANTS THAT DOK COOKS AT ARE THE TOPS. I LOVE BRIDGES. I MISS MY DAD. I KINDA LOVE MY LRG CASE FOR MY IPHONE. I GET GOUT WHEN I TAKE TOO MANY SHOTS. I LOVE FIRST PRESS OLIVE OIL. I LOVE TO SCREAM WITH PASSION. I LOVE EATING WITH MY MOUTH OPEN. I THINK LANGKA AND UBE ICE CREAM MAKE A KILLER COMBO.

My Interests

FOOD+HELPING_OTHERS+FAMILY+HARDCORE_RELIGIOUS_SHtuffZ(i mean like hardcore)

I'd like to meet:

georgeBUSH+BOBmarley+anESKIMO+aDINOSAUR+masterSPLINTER

Music:

ITS LIKE BOOM BYE BYE *JOSEY WALES*CHRISTOPHER WALLACE*TENOR SAW*EASTON CLARKE*LOPEZ WALKER*DON CARLOS*THE VICEROYS*ADMIRAL BAILEY*BITTY MCLEAN*LEE PERRY*SUGAR MINOTT*CAPTAIN SINBAD*KEN BOOTHE*RANKING DREAD*PAT KELLY*HIGH MUNDELL*JOHNNY CLARKE*DADDY FRANKY*U-ROY*BIG JOE*HORACE ANDY

Movies:

FANTASIA*KIDS*BLOW

Television:

..
elmeR*z

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: elmerRODERICK jalando-ON duLLa
Birthday: 08311983
Birthplace: tamuningGUAM_GMHP
Current Location: purgatory
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: darkBROWN
Height: 1625.6mm
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightSIDE
Your Heritage: VISAYAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: LEBRONS
Your Weakness: friends
Your Fears: friends
Your Perfect Pizza: SHAKEY's BELLYbuster
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beHAPPY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 8==========D~~~
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit im still alive
Your Best Physical Feature: my leftARM elbow
Your Bedtime: sleep is for the weak
Your Most Missed Memory: YESTERDAY
Pepsi or Coke: YES
MacDonalds or Burger King: YES
Single or Group Dates: YES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ASSAM
Chocolate or Vanilla: whiteCHOCO
Cappuccino or Coffee: ICEtea
Do you Smoke: what?
Do you Swear: SAY HONEST!
Do you Sing: when im happie
Do you Shower Daily: PERIODICALLY
Have you Been in Love: ALWAYSinLOVE
Do you want to go to College: BEEN_THERE_DONE_THAT
Do you want to get Married: onlee ONCE
Do you belive in yourself: belive?...grammatical eror
Do you get Motion Sickness: SLOW MOTION FOR ME
Do you think you are Attractive: APPARENTLY NOT
Are you a Health Freak: THINK ABOUT IT TIME TO TIME
Do you get along with your Parents: I GOT A SECRET THAT I CANT EXPLAIN
Do you like Thunderstorms: THE ONES IN MY HEAD
Do you play an Instrument: I AM AN INSTRUMENT
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: EXCESSIVELY
In the past month have you Smoked: MORE THAN EXCESSIVELY
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOT ON but IN
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE BUT IVE DANCED WITH THE DEVIL
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: SM CITY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: GROSSness
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DO YOU WANT SUSHI?
In the past month have you been on Stage: like a stageCOACH?
In the past month have you been Dumped: DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IF IM FAT NOW WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: JUST HEARTS
Ever been Drunk: hmmmm...LIKE HOW LONG?
Ever been called a Tease: more like TEASER
Ever been Beaten up: NAW...just a busted lip
Ever Shoplifted: JACKMODE?
How do you want to Die: WITH HONOR
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ELMER DULLA
What country would you most like to Visit: BORA BORA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: SILVER
Favourite Hair Color: SILKY BLACK
Short or Long Hair: BOTH
Height: 5.3 FEET
Weight: 140 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: classy yet simple
Number of Drugs I have taken: TAKEN HOME?
Number of CDs I own: 5
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

LITO(great father)+LUZ(greatest_mother)

My Blog

QUEEN'S PRAYER

Si Yu'us ungen'negge, Maria, bula hao grasia, si Yu'us gaige guiya ha'go, matuna hao entre i totos i famalaoan, ya matuna i finanagumo as Jesus. Santa Maria, nanan Yu'us, tayayute ham ni i manis...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

for love and death

Tatanmame, na gaige hao gi langet. Umatuna i naanmo, umamaila i gobietnomo, umafatinas i pintomo asi gi tano komo i langet. Nae ham pago nu i kada haane na agongmame; ya asie ham nu i dibenmame, taeg...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

oh no>>>

what is going on?...hope what im taking is helping...."when the toughest of all challenges creates a world of pain, the sense of hope deteriates and the fighting will soon give up...but the weakness r...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

real talk

help someone's life to be better....at the same time your life gets worse
Posted by ELMERroderick on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:57:00 PST

blessings outweigh the hardships

no matter how much a person is deceptive to another, the benefits compared to the hurt will always be a great return....if a person is nice and loyal to a person who is the opposite the outcomes is us...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

dont fuck wit me bird!

alright i hear birds` chirping this time in the wee hours of the morning...which reminds me of what happened today.....i was so on point and trapped a birds head in between the sliding door of the tra...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:14:00 PST

biggest headache in a while

^LORD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!^didnt know my head could hurt so much today...must of been the air or lack of sunshine....NOPE!*wise friend once said "keep your head up"*
Posted by ELMERroderick on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:39:00 PST

LET US BE STRONG

with all the trials and tribulations we face....let us be strong...let us be strong spiritually, physically, and mentally. we gather as friends for one purpose...to take care of each other and good lo...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST

TAKE CARE BOO....

I WISH I WAS BACK HOME TO GIVE YOU A LONG HUG...THINGS MUST BE SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW....BUT HANG IN THERE....EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL...PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING CRAZY AS CRAZY AS THINGS GET....IF THE DRAMA...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST

HAHA!!! just as i suspected

I AM YA KNOE....like A MIND READER...future teller....straight dreamer!!! DREAM ONE DREAM ALL....ILL LAUGH CAUSE WHY? CAUSE I WAS RIGHT! DO YOUR THANG GIRL....it makes elmer SMILE!...
Posted by ELMERroderick on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST