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Ms. Jess

Is Your Washroom Breeding Bolsheviks?

About Me

I love watching youtube videos and finding amazing performances and shows that I haven't seen in years. Sometimes I paint, (I'm not good at it) sometimes I write. I sing and dance a lot. I have a personal soundtrack to my life that is always playing in my head. I'm also a human jukebox, and can break out the words to more songs than you can imagine. I love the city, but prefer the country. I'm a comedian most of the time. I appreciate people who use the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar when they write. I enjoy animals, cooking, and watching movies. I almost always wear sneakers. I listen to music while I do just about...everything. I like to chew gum. I like body art. I'm a cellist, and definitely not your average girl.

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My Interests

My Beautiful Cello. Black and white photography. Poetry. Observing others. Making music. Performing music. Spontaneously breaking out into song. Laughing. Collaborating. Singing. Kissing. Love. Old Musical Instruments. Novelty Socks. Soup. Rain. Antiques Markets. Thrift Stores. Macaroni Necklaces. Sex. Iced Tea. Body Piercings. Autumn. The Woods.

"Sometimes you gotta leave your zone of safety. You have to manufacture Inspirado. You gotta get out of the apartment. You've got to run with the wolves. You've got to dive into the ocean and fight with the sharks...or just treat yourself to a delicious hot fudge sundae...with nuts." -Tenacious D

I am interested in whoever made this video. Holy crap.

I'd like to meet:



Someone who would rather have a fun and interesting life, than have it all planned out.

Think you're worthy of my attention? Send me a message. My screen name on AIM is: FreakyRizz

Music:

The Cure, The Smiths, The Go! Team, David Gray, The Frames, Blind Melon, Jeff Buckley, ColdPlay, Tenacious D, Jim Croce, Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, Albinoni, Pachelbel, Rachmaninov, Schumann, Copland, Bernstein, Anything from the 80's, Marvin Gaye, The Everly Brothers, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, The Strokes, The Monkees, Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Enya, Journey, The Beatles, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, Billy Joel, Ben Kweller, Toad The Wet Sprocket, and no lie...R. Kelly, Prince, Kanye West, Ludacris, and Dr. Dre.
Oh, and Carmy and I might just be the best dancers ever. CHECK OUT OUR SWEET MOVES IN THE VIDEO BELOW! Ha ha ha.

Movies:

Quills, Amadeus, Grandma's Boy, Clerks and Clerks II, The Secret Garden, Lost In Translation, The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, Sixteen Candles, Anne of Green Gables(trilogy), Office Space, Shawshank Redmption, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Love Actually, Flirting, The Birdcage, Old School, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heavenly Creatures, The Neverending Story, Weird Science, SouthPark, Anchorman, Dodgeball...mainly I'm into comedies and period films. Weird, I know.

Television:

Rob and Big, PBS televised concerts, Dirty Jobs, Breakfast With The Arts, Antiques Roadshow, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, America's Next Top Model, (don't ask me why) Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Show, (Oh God, I miss that show) Fear Factor, Kids In The Hall, The State, Are You Being Served?, Absolutely Fabulous...(yes, I love the BBC) and Animal Precinct on Animal Planet. Oh wait...I also became addicted to Six Feet Under and America's Next Top Chef.

Books:

Three Naked Ladies Playing Cellos, The Vagina Monologues, Violin, Everyone Poops, The Oedipus Trilogy, Where The Red Fern Grows, Anne of Green Gables, Sula, The Complete Works of the Marquis de Sade, Great Expectations, The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle, She's Come Undone, and anything that no one else wants to read...you know, stuff by Plato, Socrates, and Shakespeare. I also enjoy reading the "casual encounters" section on craigslist. There are some nasty pictures on there.

Heroes:

Jacqueline du Pré, Morrissey, Robert Smith, Paul Reubens, The Marquis de Sade, Muzzy, and the Rosetta Stone online language software. (It has a certain...je ne sais quoi, mais c'est aussi debout sur la chaise.)

My Blog

Goodbye Philadelphia

In honor of my big move back to the valley, I've decided to list a few reasons I will be happy and sad to leave the city of brotherly love. Enjoy.   REASONS I WILL MISS PHILADELPHIA: 1. Freedom. ...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:53:00 PST

New things, new things!

This past week has been a lot of new things. Some good, some bad. Here's the rundown: 1. I adopted a tiny kitten and named her Joplin. She's really cute, and for some reason, Lola seems to like her. (...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

10 more days...

...until the Poconos, baby! Geez, I need a friggin' vacation, and it is NOT coming fast enough. My parents are in Hawaii right now, and I'm jealous. I'm doing the same stuff...working, mainly. (oh, a...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

I need to vent

Ryan, why don't you go fuck yourself? Stop trying to get into my pants. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, and personally, I would appreciate you not using up any of the precious oxygen I bre...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

My Very Own Boyfriend Application

I've been reading those stupid posts with the "boyfriend application," so I decided to make my very own. Trust me, you'll love it. All you have to do is copy this, paste it into a comment to this blog...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

:(

All 3 of the my fish died yesterday. They must have had some kind of disease. I'm sad...I had to flush them. R.I.P. Doogie Howser, Cobra Commander, and Optimus Prime. You were good fish.Oh, and this i...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

First Week Of Being An Adult?

Oh man..working soooooo sucks! I was beginning to enjoy being unemployed for those 4 precious months. Yeah, I was totally broke, (because the unemployment system in PA sucks a bag of dicks) but I was ...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

I quit

Next time you want to see me and you don't show up, I am coming to your house and beating you with a spiked club until you brains are splattered all over your bathroom floor. Then I will proceed to sp...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

Survey...because I can't sleep...

FINISH THE SENTENCE.1. My 'ex' is still: in hiding, due to his affiliation with the Italian mob...or at least, that's my theory.2. I am listening to: The Complete Works of Johann Pachelbel (no, he did...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

Things That Bother Me...

I know that I make a lot of these lists, but I just can't help it. I get annoyed a lot. 1. The Aqua Velva commercials. I can't explain it, they are always just so corny and retarded. I kinda want to k...
Posted by Ms. Jess on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST