Simone de Beau-Meow profile picture

Simone de Beau-Meow

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi internets. I'm Simone de Beau-meow, a mitted seal point ragdoll, and by default, a princess bitch. Albeit being awesome and beautiful.

When I talk it sounds like a person imitating a cat. When people are around, I like to circle about them seeking and yet avoiding their attention like the plague. That's the way I roll, all hard ass n' shit. Bring gifts of wet food, or I'll shit on your floor to show my distaste. I'll really do it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The lucky bastard with an i-pod.

My Blog

Outside cats.

You know what outside cats, fuck you. You get to roam around all day in the summer sun, playing with the other neighborhood cats, talking to strangers, chasing things every which way.But us inside cat...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:56:00 GMT

NYC.

Mom leaves for NYC today. I'm really sad. I slept next to her in bed last night because I could just tell she wasn't going to be around for a little while. I'm sad to see her go, but Uncle Tom is goin...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:26:00 GMT

Stolen name!

I found another ragdoll (though this one is bi-color, phew) that has my name. What on earth are the odds? I want to battle the bitch for it. There can only be one Simone, and that is me. Cause Mom say...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:31:00 GMT

Baths + diets.

Mama gave me a bath yesterday. It wasn't fun, and I cried the whole time. But now I'm soft and pretty, and I feel like a little bunny rabbit. Smell divine too. Thanks mom!Mama is cutting my food ratio...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 20:17:00 GMT

Evidence.

Please come take pictures of me, so there is evidence of my existence. Mama N does not have a camera, and the world needs to see how cute I am in my natural surroundings. meow mix!simone d.b.m.
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 20:35:00 GMT