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Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV

Appearances can fool you....that's why there are things called illusions....

About Me

Salutations and WHAT THE FUCK'S UP!!?!?!! lol anyway my name is Krystal St. James and I am an ameteur illusionist in the state of alabama....I perform around the southeast area and plan on one day competing and WINNING Miss EOY....but that is much later down the road in my life...I am NOT single but hey I'm friendly and I have no problems with casual conversation lol....on the other hand my brother in life is my Jordy, he's my number three, he is my heart, my friend, and he is a cunt and my sister is Garon~Cutie....thats why i love him....and my husband (yes read that again for those who are looking to hook up...HUSBAND) is my dearest MICHAEL!!!!! lol but if you want to know more you can always contact me...

My Interests

I am an absolute whore.....for video games lol I adore RPG's my top two favorites ranking in as Final Fantasy 8 and Chrono Cross...I love reading, writing, music, dancing, and just sitting on my ass at the house with Garon watching movies and wasting our lives in front of Marvel VS Capcom 2 lol
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Altruism |||| 16%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who actually reads this damn profile and realizes....OH WOW!!!! SHE ISNT SINGLE!!!!! uh no shit sherlock, I said it like 6 sentences ago.....someone is a genius. Also someone who can think of a better opening line than "You're beautiful"....or "Boo, you a dime-piece".....IM A WHAT!!!!! oh GREAT now i look like a dead president...that does wonders for my self esteem!!!

Music:

My favorite artist is Elsa Raven (if you know who she is I'm having your children) butI listen to everything but I prefer Trance all the way...DJ Encore up in the top rankings...though I do love Robert Miles and the female vocal trance artists (Anna Vissi, Kristine W.....ya know, those girls)...though Call on Me by Eric Prydz is just PRECIOUS!!! Rap and club music though is what i dance to...I also have an affinity for the new wave hits of the 80's and also the classic rock, I miean what is better than Van Halen, White Snake, AC~DC....c'mon...CLASSICS....well at least they are for me

Movies:

CHICK FLICKS ALL THE WAY....and scary movies...gotta love the horror...I can tolerate anime if I'm in the mood for it but my fave movie of ALLLLLL TIME is TANK GIRL!!!!! WHOOOOOO it makes me wet

Television:

TV is ok but WAY overrated however i'm obsessed with Golden Girls, Keeping up Appearences, the Vicar of Dibley, Designing Women, the Nanny, CSI (the original, not one of those shitty knockoffs), and Cold Case Files

Books:

So far my favorite book is Memoirs of a Geisha....it is such an enchanting, eloquent novel...anything by RA Salvatore or anything pretty much dealing with the Forgotten Realms Setting...White Oleander, Janet Fitch's writing style is so delicate yet also stunningly powerful...

Heroes:


You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you awy from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficultYou are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul , Prophet Soul , and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Blog

this makes me happy lol

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker r...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

I feel like im falling....

I feel dizzy like I've just been kicked in the chest by my own breathing.....turn off the lights and let me sleep until things get better!!!  The time is not now? I will accept it gracefully and ...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:28:00 PST

Happiness is uncommon but achievable...

In the past year so much has taken place...Last year around this time I started in the business of female impersonation and since that time I have been blessed to meet and be taught (yes you tiff) by ...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST

So that explains it.....

Well i was recently reading up on psychological disorders....whether they be common or obscure and I came across one that I should be diagnosed with....SADISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER!!! Has used e...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

OMFG THIS IS MY BABY!!!!!

Gummy Bear Song in English Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Pussies....

I've recently caught wind of a lovely group of people that my informant does not know personally...but he does know they are part of the group I socialize with at Dakota's and it has recently been sai...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

Time, she is a cruel mistress....

Life.....its passing so quickly and there is no pause button or slow motion setting with which to reduce its fleeting speed.  Its been years since my step-grandmother died but it still feels like...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

KICK ASS WEEK END!!!!

Hey everyone.....well this weekend was fucking great, it all sarted with a rather quick drive up to montgomery with mom myself chanzy and Michael, yes mom drives like a fucking crazy hooker runnin fro...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

MY GURLZ!!! thanks....i mean it...

Well this blog is a bit late due to lack of fucking effort lol but i just want to give a great shout out to everyone who supported me in Panama Shitty, it meant a lot:   Lady Jade- My mother my m...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:22:00 PST

Lady Noh again.....i know im obssessed...forget typos

Lady Noh leaned back against the wall, studying, with darkest intent, the movements of the guards, her hair was bound up into intricate butterfly clips of amethyst and silver.  Her kimono was tie...
Posted by Krystal St. James is craving Soul Caliber IV on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST