i'm constantly hungover. i prefer to stay silent. i'll give you a warning before ripping your head off. i am deadly with a rifle. and a wiffle. i love art and let my life revolve around it. i like to point out small pretty things i see. i wear shirts and ties like it was my job. i work in a supermarket deli and tell customers that i am vegan. and i am terrible at calling people back. i am a quarter Three Cheers For Trial Separation. we come to kill. and tickle.
My Interests
music, alcohol, writing, boobs. in that order.
I'd like to meet:
i'm pretty sure i found her.
Music:
martini time
Television:
i hate television.
Books:
anything that i can get my hands on. DAN BROWN DESERVES TO DIE!
