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BRANDON (WHITEY)

Matthew 5:9 blessed are the peace makers, for they will be called sons of god

About Me

TAURUSTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BRANDON
Birthday: MAY
Birthplace: MISSION VIEJO
Current Location: LAGUNA HILLS
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: FUCK YOU
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: SCOTTISH, IRISH, NORWIEGAN, SWEDISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: WORK BOOTS
Your Weakness: YOU TELL ME
Your Fears: FAILURE
Your Perfect Pizza: DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY FAT ASS NEEDS A FUCKIN PIZZA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: FINISH THE ACADEMY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME
Your Best Physical Feature: FUCK YOU
Your Bedtime: 4-ISH
Your Most Missed Memory: CANT REMEMBER
Pepsi or Coke: WATER
MacDonalds or Burger King: FUCK BOTH OF THEM
Single or Group Dates: WHATEVER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NO, IM NOT GAY
Chocolate or Vanilla: EH
Cappuccino or Coffee: STARBUCKS FRAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: CIGARS
Do you Swear: LIKE A FUCKIN SAILOR
Do you Sing: SLAP YOURSELF
Do you Shower Daily: 2-3 TIMES
Have you Been in Love: NEGATIVE
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY THERE
Do you want to get Married: YUP
Do you belive in yourself: YUP
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEGATIVE
Do you think you are Attractive: IM THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT
Are you a Health Freak: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM
Do you get along with your Parents: YUP
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOUD ONES
Do you play an Instrument: HAHAHAHAHAH
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YA
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: FUCK NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: DEFINE DATE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: OH YA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHAT? NO, THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ITS BEEN TOO LONG
In the past month have you been on Stage: AGAIN, IM NOT GAY
In the past month have you been Dumped: IT WAS MUTUAL
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: FUCK NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: FUCK NO
Ever been Drunk: IM IRISH, YOU ANSWER THAT ONE
Ever been called a Tease: ALL THE TIME
Ever been Beaten up: HA
Ever Shoplifted: FUCK NO
How do you want to Die: WHEN IM A COP, IN A SHOOT OUT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A COP DUMBSHIT
What country would you most like to Visit: ITALY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: INTELLEGENT
Favourite Hair Color: EASY GOING
Short or Long Hair: AMBITIOUS
Height: REAL
Weight: OPEN
Best Clothing Style: IT ALL LOOKS GOOD
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: THAT ARENT SCRATCHED TO SHIT? NONE
Number of Piercings: NO
Number of Tattoos: 2, FOR NOW
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ABSOLUTLY NOTHING
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My Interests


I LIKE TO DO CRAZY SHIT, JUST FOR FUN. OCCASIONALLY ILL GO TO A PARTY AND HEAD-BUT ONE OF MY BUDDYS TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT, AND "THAT'LL HAPPEN", BUT FOR THE MOST PART WHEN I GO TO PARTYS IM PRETTY MELLOW. AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED NEW CASTLE BROWN ALE IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS, I LOVE IT. I DON?T SMOKE WEED OR CIGGARETTES NOR DO I LIKE ANYBODY THAT DOES, BUT I DO LOVE CIGARS. I DIGG TATTOOS, ON A CHICK? NOT TOO MANY, ONE OR TWO SMALL ONES ARE CHILL, I HAVE ONE ON MY RIGHT ARM AND ILL GET SOME MORE.

UMMMM FOR THE MOST PART I JUST LIKE LIFTING AND HANGIN OUT WITH MY BUDDIES, IF WE'RE SITTIN ON OUR ASSES NOT DOIN A GOD DAMN THING, IM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT, FUCK IT, BUT WE GO TO THE BEACH, WE RIDE DIRTBIKES THE OCCASIONAL OFFROADING. I LOVE LIFTED TRUCKS, RIGHT NOW MY TRUCKS NOT LIFTED? BUT SOME DAY, SHE WILL BE. ONE THING MOST PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME IS I HATE SHOES, I HATE WEARIN EM, BUT I LOVE MY RAINBOWS, I DONT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THEM

I'd like to meet:

Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live Forever!

Music:

SLIPKNOT, MANSON, HATEBREED, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, RAMMSTEIN, PANTERA, KILLSWITCH ENGAGED, DEVIL DRIVER, ATREYU, 80'S METALLICA, ROB AND WHITE ZOMBIE, SYSTEM OF THE DOWN

Movies:

SUPERTROOPERS, ANY MOVIE THATS FUNNY OR SHIT EXPLODES, FAST CARS, AND NUDITY IS ALWAYS A PLUS

Television:

IF I EVER HAVE TIME, THE SIMPSONS, THE FAMILY GUY, THE GOOD SHIT ON MTV LIKE VIVA LA BAM AND WILD BOYS, MONSTER GARAGE, OCC, I LIKE THE SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE BUILD SICK CARS OR BIKES

Books:


Heroes:

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