Eulogy to My Mother |
(Notes: Delivered during the necrological services for my mother last Aug. 8, 2006 3:30pm at the United Church of the Good Shepherd)I remember the last time I was before you it is till very fresh in m...
Posted by Helbart on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST |
True Love on Valentine's Day |
A friend sent an early "Valentine" to see if it will make it around The World by Feb. 14th. For God so loVed the world, That He gAve &nb...
Posted by Helbart on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:25:00 PST |
(Oxymoron): Intelligent George B. |
Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.George B. : - Good, send her in.Secretary : - Yes sir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.George B. : -...
Posted by Helbart on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST |
New Husbands Store |
A new store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:...
Posted by Helbart on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:43:00 PST |
