Brickyard Road - Johnny Van Zant..... "man who keep hand in pocket, feel cocky all day"...
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Bands: (In no specific order)
Blue Oyster Cult, Ted Nugent, Hellbomber, The Venus Transmission, Jethro Tull, Queen, Frank Zappa, Molly Hatchet, Led Zeppelin, Roy Orbison, Shooter Jennings, 7 Seconds of Love, The Gear Daddies, Jim Stafford, Neil Young, Bloodhound Gang, David Allen Coe, Jack of Diamonds, Crabmeat Thompson, Hank Crane, Nightwish, Red Delicious, Chris Isaak, Blackmore's Night, Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds, Run C&W, E.L.O., Junior Brown, Facedancer, Wilmington Blue Rocks (the band), The Numbers, The Parent Johnson Band, Big Puppy Houses, Booger’s on Toast, Buddhist Punk, Thunderfuck, Squirrel Juice Smoothie, Cupcakes & Butt Paste, Gam Chowder, Liquid Celery, Syphilis Diller, Leaning towards the mayonnaise, The Balloon Not's, The Angry Dragons,Ass Plumber, Clown Fried Rice, Bagful of Nozzles, Mailbox Mission, Mingus Khan, Nudist Priest, and Sticky the Clown.
"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
"You did what you always do. What you had to do. Turn Death into a fighting chance for Life."
"I think there's just a couple of Assholes up there, and this guy's one of 'em"
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
"He whizzed on the Carpet!!!"
O Brother Where Art Thou?, Buckaroo Banzai, Mars Attacks!, Boondock Saints, Cool Hand Luke, Jeremiah Johnsom, The Mountain Men, The Far Side of the Sun, Young Frankenstein, Werewolves on Wheels, Pearl Harbor, Carnival of Souls, The Sons of Katie Elder, Bubba HoTep, Night of The Grizzly, The Last of the Mohicans, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Kung Pow, Yellowbeard, Three Amigos, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Gods must be Crazy, Fight Club!, Armageddon, The Bride of Frank, Spider-Man I and II, X-Men I and II,Camel Toe High School, and, I Said Posse!!!
Last of the Summer Wine, Battlestar Galactica (the latest incarnation), Doctor Who (also the latest), Spirit of the Wild, Surviving Nugent, Ponderosa, The Tick (Cartoon and Live), Brak, Squidbillies, The Boondocks, Sealab 2021 (with Murphy), Gunsmoke, The Adventures of The Galaxy Rangers, The Munsters, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, The Three Stooges, The Dog Whisperer, Ponderosa, Deer & Deer Hunting, ALF, Ned Blessing, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Get Smart!, School House Rock,and, Dick Tracy's Last Roll of Caps.
A Princess of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1917,
The Gods of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1918,
The Warlord of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1919,
Thuvia, Maid of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1920,
The Chessmen of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1922,
The Master Mind of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1928,
A Fighting Man of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1931,
Swords of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1936,
Synthetic Men of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1940,
Llana of Gathol - Edgar Rice Burroughs 1948,
The Shanarra Series - Terry Brooks,
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant - Donaldson,
The Broken Sword - Poul Anderson,
Brain Wave - Poul Anderson,
Solomon Kane's Homecoming - Robert E. Howard
The Wreck of the Hesperus - Longfellow (heh heh, hehe)
Tolkien,
The Grizzly Bears Revenge - Claude Balls
Who Ate My Funnelcake?!?
and, Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick,
My Utility Belt
R.I.P. Pop
It's the Easter Buddy!
SPOOOOooooooonnnnn!
The Symbiot Storage Facility
The 1st Man on The Sun! (miss ya bud!) Uncle Ted Fred Bear (R.I.P.) Jim Varney (R.I.P.) Richard Jeni 1957-2007 I'm still in color, don't you know!?! I don't make monkeys!, I just train them!
Tigga, Please?!