Why doesn't this randomly happen in the middle of movies anymore?I am the bastard child of a crack-addicted, transexual prostitute and a very confused hermaphrodite. The fetus that became me was actually carried to term by my father. Here's a little known fact about hermaphrodites: they lay eggs and sit on them until they hatch. Soon after my birth, I was traded to a street person for a quarter pounder with cheese. Days later, my current parents found me in a dumpster while discarding their latest failed attempt at raising a dog. Sometime during my teen years, I was involved in a nuclear accident that resulted in my homosexuality.
I'm a writer. I used to think I wanted to be a journalist, but I thought it involved a lot more crime solving like it does on TV, so I've let that idea go. Mostly I want to write fiction, write and produce screenplays and TV shows, and ultimately, one day, write the X-men. Currently, I write for/help run two websites, www.2snaps.tv and www.horroryearbook.com , and my serving blog Your Waiter Hates You . I also want to act, but I feel ridiculous saying it out loud most of the time, especially because I was a waiter and therefore a walking cliche. I have a bachelor's from Temple in Communications, whatever the hell that means. I used to write for a newspaper, but now I just write for you (please re-read that sentence with mock enthusiasm.) I just finished a real estate course and I am preparing to take the licensing exam (by preparing I mean putting it off until I forget everything I've learned and why I took the course in the first place). I can be very focused and passionate about subjects I care about, sometimes to the point of insanity. I am currently all over the map (as you may have noticed). I am a loyal friend. If I disagree with you, I'll tell you in private, but always have your back in public. I want to travel and see the world. I've also always wanted to be a grifter, in the exciting movie way. I want to make a difference, but I'm not sure in what way. I think I'm one of the few people in the world who actually has bad credit at the library. I talk too much when I'm drunk (and too loudly). I love my family and I love my friends and I wouldn't trade them for anything. They know who I am and love me anyway.
P.S. - I am a drunk text-er.
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
95%
Hulk
85%
Catwoman
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
55%
The Flash
55%
Robin
35%
Superman
30%
Wonder Woman
30%
Supergirl
20%
Batman
20%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I'm really happy to be Spider-Man, but I could do without being 70% Catwoman...
