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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt "The Carrier
Birthday: every day LOLOLOLLOL
Birthplace: dropped unceremoniously onto a bath mat during a coughing fit
Current Location: closer to a grammar school than allowed by law
Eye Color: Baby Blue
Hair Color: brown, speckled with thick, y dandruff
Height: tall enough to get on the rides at Coney Island
Right Handed or Left Handed: tug with my right, bag tickle with my left
Your Heritage: my Irish great-grandmother was teabagged by a Hun, which by default makes me a silly goose
The Shoes You Wore Today: patten leather with a buckle, like Shirley Temple used to wear
Your Weakness: an invalid laying sideways with her mouth open
Your Fears: that I will be overheard making the Yummy noise glancing at an older gentleman in a rest area men's room
Your Perfect Pizza: oven crusted with lightly seared placenta, covered with flamingo vomit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to stop needlessly kicking retarded people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Your ass looks amazing in those diapers"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who is this strapping Negro?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my taint
Your Bedtime: 10 minutes after my tranny movies end
Your Most Missed Memory: being face down in a pillow with whiskey being breathed into my face from the side by my uncle
Pepsi or Coke: hot dog water
MacDonalds or Burger King: MEAT IS MURDER!
Single or Group Dates: I prefer single dates and group scat parties
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: idk
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream is for queers
Cappuccino or Coffee: ice lattes, because they help get the logs moving
Do you Smoke: only when babysitting
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to "buzz off" and "go jump in a lake"
Do you Sing: I tend to hum Lionel Ritchie songs while I'm being raped
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer to have dogs lick the sweat off my balls and neck
Have you Been in Love: never with a girl
Do you want to go to College: learning is for queers
Do you want to get Married: yes, to Laci Peterson
Do you belive in yourself: I didnt until my only Son was crucified by Pontius Pilot
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, when compared with burn victims
Are you a Health Freak: I take my AZT cocktails every day
Do you get along with your Parents: I did until I killed them for insurance money
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, because they cause youngsters to huddle under my covers
Do you play an Instrument: I play spoons and the rape whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, but I've purchased it for minors
In the past month have you Smoked: a salmon and some almonds
In the past month have you been on : cialis
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do prostitutes count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, to buy my grandmother an athletic supporter
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why would I eat a box full of black people who act white?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I store it in my girlfriends underpants
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. In Mexico, with a donkey
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: twice in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 2 babies and a prosthetic testicle
Ever been Drunk: one night while driving Billy Martin home
Ever been called a Tease: a cancer patient once called me that while I dangled morphine over his face
Ever been Beaten up: on a playground by a group of concerned parents
Ever Shoplifted: I smuggled a gerbil out of the store without using my hands
How do you want to Die: I want to be sawed in half while felching Jack Klugman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dominican drug lord
What country would you most like to Visit: Wyoming
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black and blue
Favourite Hair Color: golf course green
Short or Long Hair: chemo wispy
Height: under 4 feet
Weight: 75 pounds and willing to vomit
Best Clothing Style: torn off
Number of I have taken: what in Sam Hill does this question mean?
Number of CDs I own: 3, all Huey Lewis
Number of Piercings: both nipples, but accidentally
Number of Tattoos: either a tear drop on the face or cartoon characters on her crotch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5,679
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