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Rectangle Head

About Me

An Introduction to Rectangle Head:Rectangle Head is the product of the 21st century. He is bred to meet specific requirements in his consumerist society, driven by artificial wants and needs. Rectangle Head's geometrically constructed body allows him to fit perfectly into the complex clockwork of this caste and to maximize his utility. His function is to find meaning in advertisements and to consume all the widgets that society at large urges him to.As such, Rectangle Head cannot produce, he can only consume and that is why he has no arms. No arms are necessary for those who don't produce.Rectangle head's head jives back and forth as a function of his appetite for the marketing of his overlords. Rectangle head is always content because he is always satisfying his sought after urges through consumption.More on Rectangle Head to come...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/06/2005
Band Members: Me-If you don't know my name already, perhaps we should exchange them first.
Influences: Life, ahhhh! Monami!
Sounds Like: Poo. HAHAHAHA. YAY!
Record Label: huh?

My Blog

Epiphany

The word epiphany has its origins in Christianity, although in our modern times it is more common to use it in a secular context. Interestingly enough the word still carries an aura of mysticism aroun...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:57:00 GMT

The Fourth Grade Entrepreneur

There's not much I remember from the time I was in fourth grade. I remember not liking my unintelligent old hag of a teacher. I remember thinking to myself how much of a waste of time the classes I to...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:01:00 GMT

Sashimi

When I was still in first grade going to Catholic school one of my brother's classmates asked him if he had ever eaten raw fish. The question most likely came up because my brother and I looked Asian ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:50:00 GMT

59er Diner

The 59er Diner is a lone restaurant on highway 2 fifteen minutes west of Leavenworth. Unlike the Bavarian themed town just down the road, the 59er diner encompasses the great Americana myth that it's ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:53:00 GMT

Top of the Mountain

I'm riding on a cable car over a vast expanse of rainforest turned into farm fields. Perhaps this is in South America, I really don't know and it doesn't really matter because it's a dream. I see patc...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Manic-depressive or hopeless romantic?

Recently I've been having intense mood swings to such a degree that it concerned me enough to do some research on the internet, delicious internet. I decided to look up "manic depressive" and learned ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:20:00 GMT

When Dogs Fly...

while hanging out at Ian's (my uncle) house tonight I overheard a conversation between Beth (my aunt's sister) and Rose (Ian's very close neighbor) about Beth's family dog that had been hit by a car. ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Peoples Places

Lewis: Places aren't real until you actually experience them. For instance I've never been to Europe. I think I know a lot about it, the cultures and people and history, yet it does not exist as an ac...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 22:44:00 GMT

The Chi of the Road

Tom: It's funny how people can behave one way in person and act totally different when they're behind the wheel of a car.Dan: Yeah and it's interesting how you can tell so much about a personality jus...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Ice water

Water is pretty strange stuff.For instance most things become more dense in a solid form, but water turns to ice and expands, which means it's light as a solid. That's why ice floats to the top of a g...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 22:38:00 GMT