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Maine

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About Me

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My Interests

Politics. The environment. Nuclear Science. Darwins theory of evolution. Researching weather Shakespeare really wrote the plays himself or as some say, an unknown write did who took credit for them. I believe this writer was a dog, like me.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet George Bush. I want to pee on his leg. It can only be an improvement.

Music:

Bach. Beethoven (not the dog). Gershwin. Streisand. Manilow and of course, Marilyn Manson.

Movies:

Oceans 11. Oceans 12. Oceans 13 (I know I'll love it). Syriana. Goodnight and Good Luck

Television:

The 6 o'clock news. The 6:30 news. The 5:00 news. The 5:30 news. CNN.

Books:

I have written several and am waiting for them to be published.

Heroes:

Lassie. She could do it all and still look good.

My Blog

Friends

So sad.  I'm nobody's friend.  Nobody loves me.  I thought they did, but I was wrong.  My top eight friends are dead.  Sniff Sniff.  I thought I had cousins, but they don...
Posted by Maine on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 10:44:00 PST

Party time

Partied out.  Went to Candy and Josh's engagement party, a lot of action there if you know what I mean.  Heavy petting.  I'm dog tired.  I enjoyed following Josh around because he ...
Posted by Maine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sniff Sniff

Took a walk. Sniffed a lot of grass but didn't pee much.  Got a lotta poop out though.  Feel much better now.  Licking my paws.  You know it's been a good day when you can lick you...
Posted by Maine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST