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hi....i like stuff more than i hate stuff cuz stuff is great....i have a slow car....its probably the slowest car ever....its a honda civic what do you expect...i have a girl friend shes pretty awesome...she makes me laugh alot...i love her more than ife itself....me and alex make fun of her when she listens to her ipod.....its a good time....i probalbly dont have a way to make brownies but ill make chips and salsa instead.......cuz i love mexico and i dont really know were brownies are from...if i had to guess i would say africa cuz alot of brown things are from there....if you get my drift...you know baby lions and antelopes...africa is great except if you ever got eaten by a tiger....then its not so great....unless it was a hello kitty tiger...those arent so scary...speeking of scary i like ice cream its better than pizza cuz pizza is hot and ice cream is cold...and ice cream is like frozen milk and i like milk....cuz it comes from cows....cows are great....i wonder if there are cows in africa....if there are they are probably brown cows....how now brown cow...lol...i bet chocalate milk comes from africa...they probably jst send normal milk over there and leave it for a week and it comes back all chocoliscious....while im talking about milk ill tell you where im from....i love halloween horror nights yeah its scary like tigers from africa....i bet if they put tigers from africa at halloween horror nights it would be even more scary and they would have to change the event name to "halloween really scarry horror nights with tigers from africa".....thats sounds like a fun even to me if i do say so myself....speaking of event i have a birthday...and its on the first of july that right after the zeroth of july and right befor the second of july...i hate reality tv cuz its like real life but on tv...and that confusing to me....i wish i could dance like anthony cuz is smooth like a babies butt when he dances....he tought me how to two step and now i two step every were i go.....t pain sings like he a robot whats up with that....my brothers car is super super super really lots and lots of crazy loud....it broke my hearing for atleast a minute...and then i could her again....his car is orange like a pumpkin so im guessing he likes halloween....i hate poeple who dont talk on aim....booo you guys suck....i love alyssa and her hot body and the way she moves her rump rump rump....lol....shes my bfs...if you dont know what that means it means best friend sister.....the thesaurus is a prehistoric dinasour dictionray that only dinasuars can read...so keep your hands off humans....yeah i know this girl autumn and she totally not worth the ride....boo autumn be worth the ride next time....autumn always tries to molest mme at her school dances...i kind of like it in a sick perverse way...hee hee...yeah but me and alex are best friends....we roll around in my car making sweet beats on his beat machine thingy.....and i rap like im from egypt....i think im going to change my dogs name from wallus to harry houdini because hes a little escape artist...i mean i could lock him in the bathroom and he crawl through the toilet to get out side...hes a freak like that....yeah and im an a band its called THE LAST OF A DYING BREED.....best band ever besides the poeople who write the music in the elevators....i wonder what they call themselves...elevators r us...no no to simple...maybe the saint elevators day massacre...or the last of a dying elevator....i like that one yeah...im allmost postive they call themselves that....but anyways i play the guitar in this band and i play me a mean guitar.. i mean i play it like it stole my baby after i just went threw three years of paying child support and nine days in court to get my baby and then some random bum stole from me so he could pawn it at the nearest pawn shop so he could by buble gum to use as glue for his life size statue of mario and liugi....but im glad i dont have a baby cuz if it ever got stolen i would be highly upset...but not enough to cry...only if they threw my baby off a building....you know what im saying candian....aye...lol...i wish some one would leave me alone right now so i could right these important thoughts down on myspace for the whole world to read....or just all 200 hundred of my friends...i meet random people on myspace and wake them up at midnight and tell them im in a band so i can seduce them and make them my sex slave...jk...not really....dang women making me loose my train of though...ill return another day or later tonight which ever comes first...
ELLO CHAP!!!