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The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard. Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs. Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards. Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays. The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers. Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound. To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!! "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. A duck's quack doesn't echo. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the bookmost often stolen from Public Libraries. In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from. 60 % of statistics are made up... The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper. If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour The Roman Catholic Church did not acknowledge that the earth revolves around the sun until the mid 1990’s. The sortest war ever recorded lasted only 38 minutes. (Britain vs. Zanzibar in 1896) The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplaneto her i shall never return, i met my match and i got burnedit is my very humane endeavor to make, to some extent, each evil liver a running river of harmless merriment. my object all sublime I shall achieve in time-to let the punishment fit the crime-the punishment fit the crime. we're all heading the same way to waste hate, live to die. never stop learning, idiots teach us what not to do, so ill be teaching this semester. let every one have the same chance, unless they try and take mine the sun will shine.