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About Me

You say I'm dork? maybe just maybe I'm Mork from Ork A guy birthing babies without the Stork Ran his mouth so much They stuck in a cork Ya don't eat chicken With a knife and a fork Get ahold of them nips And then givem a torque Check this little blue guy Is he a smurf or a snork I prefer mine well done Least if your cookin pork Thats right baby New York New York

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, er uhh you, er uhh maybe you, hell I don't know who I'd like to meet or I probably could have met them by now..... Right???

My Blog

Thanks

My mom taught me about the birds and the beesTaught me body parts like testes and ovariesAbout the prevalence and dangers of drugs, disease and STDsThe reason a dog pees on treesHow a cool breeze fee...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:57:00 GMT

There's drama, then there's Obama

What is it that Im thinkin bout. Should I say it? Should I let it out?Got some apprehension and a lil doubt,About the politicians with all the clout.Were livin in dystopia, a world of fear.No one...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:58:00 GMT

Sarcasm you say?

Im the one who decided to eat, Now look at me, Im fat what a treat. Im the one who snorted that line, Deviated septum, oh how divine. Im the one who popped those pills, Living in a coma, Oooh lifes th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 22:05:00 GMT