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Barbarella

About Me

I was a mediocre art student, and was even less impressive when I was studying psychology. Apparently you can get a BA in mediocrity!
I was often in New York. I am now back in Cali. New York is delicious and all, but I still think that nothing beats Cali. We're where it's at. "It" being, well, almost everything that I love.
I also really hate About Me and Favorites sections. They're never comprehensive and only really represent you as you see yourself at the time that you are filling the boxes out. And they're tedious.
Stolen from one of my other profiles:
According to googlism.com, I am "quintessential california."
I had two stop signs (one in my house, one in my studio) that I had to give up when I vacated my college housings. I still have a fondness for rosemary loaf.
I tend to wear down the knees in my jeans. I also tend to wear down my knees.
Sometimes, when I'm working in a Genie and I can't get high enough or far out enough because we've loosened the safety legs for easier transport, I'll straddle the top bars with the heels of my boots and balance myself against the nearest wall, boom, or light grid. I know you're not supposed to, but I weigh next to nothing anyway.
Since I weigh next to nothing I'm not allowed to donate blood until I gain more weight, or gain a little more weight and grow three inches. It's cool though. Someday I'll be a fat American and my blood will finally be packeted for the needy.
Also, I can kill you with my brain. But I wouldn't. :-)
So, these are some songs I have made available for your listening pleasure via the wonders of the inter-nets. Which is to say, thank you, playlist-dot-com.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dan Savage. Dan Savage!!!Jim Cummings and Tress Macneille. And Batman.
Roald Dahl and James Cagney. And while we're doing the impossible, John Lennon, Arch Obler, Willis Cooper, George Sanders, and Donald Duck.The young at heart, and the old at heart who want to be young at heart again.
People who aren't pedophile guys.
No, seriously, people who aren't genuinely skeezy, sleazy, leery guys (or girls, for that matter).

My Blog

Is it no longer my space?

Comrades, it's been so long since I last logged in, and I never delivered on the New York updates. Apologies! Just so we're on the same page, I've been back in Cali since about mid-March. Lots of stuf...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 09:35:00 GMT

The News: I'm On The East Side

Oh snap, I'm in New York!!! AsĀ  I've been since Friday actually.I'll update when I can. It's a bit late and I'm a bit tired. I'll keep you all updated though with posts from my other blog (which is re...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:49:00 GMT

Cyrano! 2009! Et cet!

I have decided that Cyrano de Bergerac is an extremely desirable man. I've decided this not because he is played by Kevin Kline, who is to be frank not all that attractive in my opinion, but because h...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:37:00 GMT

FINALLY, here are some of my songs!!

I finally got around to making rough rough rough recordings of some of the unrecorded songs (and by some I mean Two). Those would be Doomsday, and Dear John Letter. I recorded them while hanging out w...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:48:00 GMT

IMPORTANT Notes About My Birthday, and Marriage

I am the child of an interracial marriage. This should come as no surprise to my loved onesanyone who's seen me with my mother will know that if I'm not adopted, my father must be white, because she ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:49:00 GMT

WTF: CW’s The Graysons. Also, Why No Songs, Nori?

Okay. So, I just finished another song about ten seconds ago (or ten seconds from what I clicked the link to start the blog). That brings me to 2 unrecorded songs about the Gramercy boy, 1 unrecorded ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:24:00 GMT

Another Po-em (this break-up is disturbingly lucrative)

New poem, started and finished within the last hour, so really, it's a first draft, people. Not like the other poem about how the loved one tries to get into the heart on the first night, because that...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:35:00 GMT

More MG Blather, and a Po-em

(The poem's at the end, for those of you who don't want the rest.) I'm still in shock, to tell you the truth. It was only two days ago. Three days ago I was sitting at home fixing his pants, wonderin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:18:00 GMT

Don't Be A Scum-Sucking Road Whore Love Junkie

Names and false facts, understandably, have been edited out. Except Gina's name, because she wrote Love Junkie and should be credited for it. :-) Everything else is intact. ***** First, props to ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Worried

I worry too much, I know, but still, I'm worried. Boy called around 5 PM on Saturday. He is--was?--in La Quinta this weekend visiting his parental units. I was at work so his call went to voicemail. H...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:47:00 GMT