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I like... Cider and Special Brew, pills and speed, rollies, sex, photography, travelling, pets, films, pirates, gigs, drunken debates, piercings, silly hats... and y'know, all the normal stuff.

I always insult people when I'm trying to compliment them, I'm a serial obsessive, I say 'ridiculous' and 'brilliant' too much, and I'm far too vulgar.

And if you're some 'Alternative Jewellry Company' don't try and add me. You're crap and I couldn't afford it anyway.