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Philo Clay Stork

The right prison cell with the wrong company

About Me


There is'nt enough good art in the world today. There is no tired old and boring. Reinvention is probable and healthy. Soon the old way of doing things will be replaced with the electronic way and the style will die hard. Im just here to make sure it stays the same. A healthy balance. New and old.Im finally at that point where the tattoos have become more addictive. If it was'nt for my day job i would go nuts with them. Most of you know how far ive gone with them, pics are on the way soon...
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My Interests

Warhol, Hunter Thompson, Chuck Palahaniuk, cool art, good books, good times with good people, movies, concerts, music, real jobs, good design, Tattoos and more tattoos and more tattoos, and good beer.

I'd like to meet:

Hemmingway if he was alive(rest in peace Papa), President Bush so I can kick his ass, Chuck palahinuck, Frank Miller, Any Politican who will take the time to listen to what the people really have to say so changes can be made for the good of the country and its people and not for the sizes of the politician's wallet.

Music:

Rancid, NoFX, Ramones, Joy Division, F-Minus, 400 Blows, Wesley Willis, Martin Denny, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Adolescents, The Briggs, The Aggrolites, Guttermouth, Lars Fedricksen and the Bastards, Bad Brains, Rudimentari Peni, Cake, Jon Spence Blues Explosion, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Dave Brubeck, Misfits, Youth Brigade, Dropkick Murphys, The Adicts, Crass, Resist and Exist, Naked Agression, The Rat Pack, Henry Rollins, The Briefs, Guttermouth, Bouncing Souls, Flogging Molly...too many more type.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Star Wars, Bottle Rocket, Clerks, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Fight Club, LOTR Trilogy. Rushmore, Trainspotting, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, Ran, Kundun, Big Fish

Television:

Lost, The Simpsons, Prison Break, Law and Order SVU.

Books:

On the Road, Lullaby, Inferno, choke, haunted, pre-movie Fight Club.

Heroes:

My Mom, My Grrl, Milton November, Hunter Thompson, Mike Silva, Mara Mossberg, all the rehabbers and all of those people who gave me a chance in life.

My Blog

The hot news...

Tonight I asked my beautiful amazing girlfriend to marry me and she said yes. Im so very excited and i wanted to post this for all my friends and we will keep you all informed about all the upcoming ...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

Spectravision

I remember as a kid. I was staying in a hotel in what i belive was Palm Springs or Visalia, I cant recall where, but its one of those. My older sister and I had told my parents we were going the s...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

almost 11 years later...

Most of you that know me understand that I have one thing that holds me back.  And that is a 1995 Blue Black Saturn SL1/  That car keeps me from travelling far distances safely, eats up gas,...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST

Almost a year...

Hello MySpace Friends and Neighbors: Today I am seriously missing my academic career.  I graduated in October of 2004 over 10 years after I graduated High School.  I recieved my Associa...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:17:00 PST

Week 5 Final Report

Aromatherapy...It did'nt work so hot, i got about 23 hours of sleep this week. I did get really relaed but the sleep did not kick in at all. It was kinda like a relaxing wave until i blew out the ca...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Week 4 final report.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... We have a tie. This week I did a lot of walking. I mean a lot of walking. About a mile to a 2 miles a night. It was quite invigorating. It really helped me clear my m...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Week 3 final report

Week 3 in the experiment was a very interesting one. Using Kristie's idea for the sleepytime tea really took a toll on me. Night one: Drank the tea right before bed, 20 minutes later and it too...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Week 2 Final report

OK here it goes, week 2 experiment is over and it was quite sucessful. reading Lord of the Rings was quite good. heres why... that book, knocks your ass out! Net sleep in 1 week: 28 hours, a...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mid Week 2 Update:

So far this week ive been working on Anders' suggestion of reading Lord of the Rings.  I have a very old set of paperbacks that my grandmother gave me and I really enjoy reading it every summer. ...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Week one final report

Well, Here is the total for Week 1: After using Rich's methods, i got around 22 hours of sleep this week. That is a net gain of about 12 hours than normal. Sleep score card: Week 1: 22 hour...
Posted by Philo Clay Stork on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST