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Do you have a question? Ask any question on life, love and the pursuit of happiness and you can draw upon my unbounded wisdom and candor! Being a medieval barber surgeon combined with long term exposure to polyester during the 70’s - has given me the wisdom needed to answer your most pressing questions on life! Any advice you'll receive here is fully guaranteed to have absolutely no personal or commercial value whatsoever! Yes, the doctor is in...

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People seeking bad advice, Adolph Hitler's younger brother Bob, Dr. Steven Hawking's hair stylist

My Blog

Pope of the Month, August 2005: Pope Lando, 913-914 AD

Pope Lando, 913-914 AD, the Toadman of Tuscany   Pope Lando has the distinction of being the creator of the 99 cent toad steak and the first to die in the great toad rampage of 914 AD.   A...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 13:02:00 GMT

Damn those bums!

Consider your average bum on the street.  They always eat for free...  They get all the free burritos and crispy fish tacos they want from the Del Taco dumpster - so what if its pre-owned...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 14:51:00 GMT

Pope of the Month - July 2005: Pope Stephen II, 752 AD

Pope Stephen II (or Steve as his friends called him) has the distinction of being a pope who never actually got to be pope.  Heres his story... Back in 752 AD, an election was held to replace ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:57:00 GMT

If I had a choice...

"Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 11:13:00 GMT

Consider the wisdom of Timbo...

"You can pick your friends... and you can pick your nose... but you just can't pick your friends nose!"  
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 11:05:00 GMT