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Dan

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About Me

This is going to take a portion of my cunning. No, ALL of my cunning.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan
Birthday: Sept 1
Birthplace: hospital probably
Current Location: Parkton
Eye Color: Blue or green
Hair Color: blonde maybe
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: American (no I'm not a flippin indian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didnt wear any shoes today
Your Weakness: I hate to see girls cry... and Kryptonite
Your Fears: Werewolves... theres just nothing scarier
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza with lots of meat and no vegtables
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it through college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: wtf happened last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: my guns
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired, unless i pass out somewhere first
Your Most Missed Memory: Senior Year
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds' dollar meal kicks ass
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: wtf is a cappuccino?
Do you Smoke: cigs will kill you and eat your soul
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love with maryjane, she's my main thing, she makes me feel alright, she makes my heart sing.
Do you want to go to College: Virginia Tech
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: All the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't find guys attractive, I'm not gay
Are you a Health Freak: YOU'RE a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: hell yeah, my dad is an older version of me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms kick ass
Do you play an Instrument: I play the triangle. I can also clap my hands pretty good
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but only because I wanted to get drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...i wonder?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, Pentagon City bitches
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah, and it goes well with a box of gushers, fruit by the foots, hot pockets, pop corn, Captain Crunch, Cup of Noodles, and some bagels
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: its called GRADUATION
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I go skinny dipping in my bathtub all the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I only drank so that the Statue Of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: I carry a knife
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In a gunfight after saving a bunch of people
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bodyguard
What country would you most like to Visit: wherever AMSTERDAM is, but USA kicks ass
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care as long as its not wierd
Favourite Hair Color: see above
Short or Long Hair: anything as long as shes not bald
Height: No bigfoots, no midgets
Weight: No Miss Piggies, No starving orphans
Best Clothing Style: none at all
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: theres a few but not much
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what kind of swordfighter are you??????

Ninja
You do battle by night, sliding through the shadows and destroying all who need destroyed. You are the most powerful of the swordfighters. Alone you can defeat many foes. In groups you are indestructible. You fight because that is what you're good at.

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What martial art would suit you?
Aikido
One of the most misunderstood of all the arts. Using your opponents aggression against them, you can disable them efficiently and with minimal risk to yourself. Advanced practitioners are also taught sword-play.

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What`s your main purpose in life!?
To be happy!
Your purpose in life is simple. To enjoy it! You live life to the fullest by making sure that life is all about having fun and enjoying yourself every opportunity you get. You're carefree attitude has made you many friends and admirers, and you are more often than not the life of the party!

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Which Energy Archetype are You?
Assured Mind
You are a leader, you have high mental and physical energy and like to watch out for those around you. Your energy contained, reflected, and amplified by your sense of self.

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Cocktail
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.Take the quiz: "Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)"

Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangly evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Defently a nice and cool person to blaze it up with
What Family Guy Character are you?
Peter
You are the man of the house.Your an alcoholic,fat and a reguler subscriber to 'Penthouse' magazine.(don't know if thats good or bad!?)

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What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Knife
It's a knife. You use it for stabbing people. Although it might not be as pimped out and ghetto as the other weapons, it's more effective, which makes you more of a thug...I think.

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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Boobs


83%

Butt


83%

Abs/Stomach


58%

Face


50%

Penis


0%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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You scored as Easy-Goingness. Congrats! Your Easy-Goingness is your best personality trait. Others love being around you because you make them feel comfortable, and can help them relax.

Easy-Goingness


95%

Ability to have fun/Friendliness


70%

Honesty


60%

Loyalty


60%

Love


60%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Superman, CHARLTON HESTON, Peter Griffin, the president, your mom

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Is it just me.... OR IS IT FLIPPIN HIGH IN HERE!

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Crowbar.. WHO? Machete... WHAT?

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How about YOU go back and take a bath?

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Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:43:00 GMT

I'm back? what? WHAT?

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Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:39:00 GMT

I love those Tig-o-Bitties

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