This is Victoria taking over Damario's myspace (becasue he's not artistic for crap)
Damario is an interesting fellow. He's certainly not the one you'd want to do an improv with (trust me, i have bruises to prove it), but he is very very very into his drama, theatrical or otherwise. He's pretty blunt when he wants to be, to the point of being rude sometimes, but it is usually pretty funny. He is always quoting musicals. He tends to gossip during Biology, and when Dr. Dowd passes by, he'll start talking about the phospholipid bilayer. He hates lolipop hoes (fire!) who don't wax properly (he told me to put this. i swear!) and tends to get very upset when people mess with his friends. People love to vent to him because he is the Bahamian Sensation. In fact he is my Bahamian brother from another mother. He tends to do crazy things like being incredibly outspoken, hurting you during improvs, bsing his way through class, etc.
But I love Damario, and you should too!