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About Me


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What Race Were You Born To Be

Clear
You're clear!! Some might say you're having an identity crisis, others would argu you got it all figured out. For once you're someone who wont let themselves be stereotyped, and you're open to all kinds of new things. Usually you don't go by your culture, you do what comes natural. Also you if you're like me get really pissed-off and confused when someone tells you to Hang with ur own people! because you really don't have people but that's good cause all people are YOUR people. Live clear baby, live clear!!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com Name is Jordan. I play guitar, write music. Other than that, I kick it with my beautiful girlfriend(I LOVE YOU!) I love movies and video games....although I do my share of watching more movies and writing music other than playing video games right now. I'm a easy-going guy....just don't piss me off. I want to talk to anybody and everybody.....as long as your not a complete dueche-kit. And while I've got your attention, I might as well say listen to SCALE THE SUMMIT. They are wicked. If you don't like then I serioulsy doubt your taste in music.
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.
You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You Are 7: The Enthusiast
You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.
You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.
Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.
You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you. What Number Are You? Take the quiz:
What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan Lambert
Birthday: June 15th, 1985
Birthplace: Huntsville,AL
Current Location: Athens....moving soon
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with some reddish mixed in there
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: currently working on using both
Your Heritage: cherokee,german.....dutch i believe
The Shoes You Wore Today: just "some" shoes....used them for everything
Your Weakness: ehhh alcohol poisoning
Your Fears: a slow and painful death, and bad acid
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage,pepperoni,onions,ham,canadian bacon,3x's cheese.....and some pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to college,get a house with my g/f, and advance as a guitar player.b
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, brb

Thoughts First Waking Up: fuuuuck....5 more mintuesb
Your Best Physical Feature: not sure....you tell me

Your Bedtime: if i'm not sleeping then usually around 6 or 7 am
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid, and going to my grandmother's house
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
McDonalds or Burger King: chinese
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: milo's sweet tea....bitch
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookie dough
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: yeah.....trying to quit
Do you Swear: yeah...need to work on that
Do you Sing: yeah. its fun to sing and play guitar.
Do you Shower Daily: lol some people strongly agree i don't....so no. i do when it's needed.
Have you Been in Love: i'm there right now. i love you jessica!
Do you want to go to College: yes. music production/graphic design

Do you want to get Married: sometime
Do you belive in yourself: yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: ehhh i guess in my own little ways. playing guitar helps lol
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah. they are the shit!
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them. helps me think or sleep...whatever it is i'm getting myself into.
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and bass. i really want to start back on drums and piano and learn banjo and saxaphone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah. i just recently tunred 21 so...hell yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i dont consider pot a drug so.....no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: too poor to buy them lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold right now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HAHA yeah...a cactus.
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no...beaten people up before...but in a just cause. i dont like fighting unless i have to.
Ever Shoplifted: yeah....mayyybe 2 one 3 times
How do you want to Die: with my loved ones....and with my guitar in my hands.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: guitarist in a kick ass group/music producer
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: honestly i've never had a favorite color hair. whatever works for her.
Short or Long Hair: whatever works
Height: not super tall or really really short lol
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: tye-dye or anything from goodwill or handmade
Number of Drugs I have taken: jesus......15 or so
Number of CDs I own: not very many now....they got stolen
Number of Piercings: just got my lip pierced.
Number of Tattoos: tba
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everybody regrets SOMETHING in their life....i say live not to regret. the decision was yours, and if ya fucked up then suck it up and deal with it.
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Liveliness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Dutifulness |||||||||||| 34%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Sensitivity |||||||||||| 34%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 42%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introversion ||||||||||||||| 42%
Anxiety |||||||||||| 34%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Independence |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Tension ||||||||| 26% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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What Beer Are You Most Like

Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
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Which Guitar Player Are You?

Jimi Hendrix
You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.
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My Interests

jessica rozanski, writing and playing music, guitar, bass, drum circles, herbs, movies, a little bit of television...as long as it's going to serve a purpose...like me saying..."wow! I did not know that!", video games, the universe, my family, friends, getting into trouble....

I'd like to meet:

The genius known as Mr. Frank ZappaMr. Buckethead .. width="425" height="350" .. A Tusken Raider, jack black, a stormtrooper, and anybody who's not a complete deuchenozzle. Tenacious D Under the Tusken Sun

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Music:

SHRED: Buckethead, Rusty Cooley, John Petrucci, Joe Stump, Terry Syreck, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Gerorge Lynch, Eddie Van Halen, Paul Gilbert, Eric Johnson, Dimebag Darrell(R.I.P), Randy Rhoads(R.I.P.), Yngwie Malmsteen, Zakk Wylde(or Mylde), Shawn Lane(R.I.P.), Alexi Lahio....METAL: Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Crashing Falcon, Dragonforce, Strangles in Public, OLD Metallica, Old Korn, Black Label Society, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Origin, Fleshtized, God Forbid, KillWhitneyDead, Darkest Hour, The Locus Factor, Cannibal Corpse,A[PASSION]DEMISE, Between The Buried And Me, In Flames, Trivium, Mastadon, As I Lay Dying, Children of Bodem, Despised Icon, The Absence, Into the Moat, Cephallic Carnage, The Dillinger Escape Plan, August Burns Red....ROCK/PROG. PUNK:RADIOTRON, Black Sabbath, Incubus, Blues Traveler, Blue Oyster Cult, Iron Maiden, Primus, Ween, Jimi Hendrix, The Mars Volta, Tubring, Look What I Did, Marilyn Manson, Dog Fashion Disco, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Fantomas, Tom Petty, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Daikaiju, High On Fire, ZZ Top, Shai Hailud, Queens of the Stoneage, NIN, The Eagles of Death Metal, Tool, Rage Against The Machine, A Perfect Circle, Guns 'N' Roses, Judas Priest, OLD Megadeth....JAM: The Grateful Dead, Phish, Widespread Panic, The Pnuma Trio, Col. Claypool's Fearless Frog Brigade, Moe., Keller Williams, String Cheese Incident, Bob Marley, Burning Spear, Peter Tosh, The Doors, Jerry Garcia, Rat Dog, Phil Lesh and Friends, Trey Anastasio, Colonel Bruce Hampton, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains....FUSION, JAZZ, BLUES, AND ANYTHING ELSE: Scale the Summit, !SANDIA!, George Benson, Gabby Lala, The Xploding Plastics, John Coltrane, Frank Zappa, Bone Structure, Louis Armstrong, Coil, Aphex Twin, Stan Getz, Bootsy Collins, Bill Laswell, Papa Mali, John Zorn

Movies:

TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Teaser Trailer


After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Tech-industrialist Max Winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to apparently take over the world.*but the CGI is bullshit......what ever happened to the old ninja tutles with their suts on? huh? that was waaaaaaaaaaay cooler!* Batman(first 3),farenheit 9/11,bowling for columbine,star wars(all of em),eqilibrium,the big lebowski,meet the feebles,dead alive,pulp fiction,the creature from the black lagoon,the wolfman,dracula,the mummy,vertigo,the omen,dail m for murder,gummo,the lost boys,the warriors,the devils rejects,house of 1000 corpses,fight club,blow,half-baked,snatch,lock,stock and two smoking barrels,death to smoochy,x-files,monty python(any of them),saw,sin city,predator(s),one hour photo,starsky and hutch,deliverance,reefer madness,liar liar,the exorcist(both).......alot more to come biiiiiiiiiiiiitches!

Television:

the squidbillies, family guy, futurama, samuri champloo, CSI, BET Jazz, anything on the discovery and history channel.....reality television is bullshit.

Books:

1984,fierce dancing,anything the great Dr. Hunter S. Tompson has ever written,farenheit 451,mission:compromised, batman:dead end, hound of the baskervilles,a cultivators guide to psilocybin mushrooms/marijuana,the island of dr. mourea,chariots of the gods......

Heroes:

les claypool buckethead sean lovell dimebag darrell(R.I.P.) jerry garcia batman and of course my parents for putting up with all my, and i emphasize this very strongly,bullshit lol

My Blog

the black dahlia

well i went to see the black dahlia last night with jessica, kaylie, and nathan. it was a good movie. i was pleasantly surprised with it. not too confusing....as it was for others. it was pretty gory ...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST

stabbed in the back

well on of my really good friends is going to rehab tomorrow. i think it's really fucked up how you get caught with a little herb, mind you, you got caught by your mom sneaking your car keys away from...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

muthafucking BUCKETHEAD

jesus christ. that's all i have to say about the buckethead show in nashville i caught. ohh my god his playing was so emmaculate that night(like it is everytime i've seen him). he never fails to impre...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST

assclown

yeah my roommate is an asshole. a big fucking deuche-kit....in fact he's a deuche-nozzle. instead of getting all pissed off, and storming in here and hitting shit, instead of asking me to turn it down...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:03:00 PST

ohh yes....in flames

im just getting back from in flames and ohh my god that show was fucking surgical! zao,devildriver,trivium, and in flames. i came for one reason only to see in flames rock the house...and that they di...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST

indecent exposure

well i almost got an indecent exposure charge and arrested for smelling like pot. it was weak. my buddy was behind us and i stuck my ass out the window and then i hear ohh shit 6-up! and it was a stat...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:47:00 PST

fucking pigs

i think trent reznor put it best when he said "the pigs have won tonght." kaylie and i were on our way back from taco bell right? well there was a cop in the hardees parking lot and....wait, lets go i...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

the nite the lights went out in athens....

well me and my roommate were playing some halo right, and i'm waxing ass as always lol. well the power went out and it was a instant "shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiit". so i got the bright idea that we should have ...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:38:00 PST

regrets....

well tonite i had my x-mas at my grandparent's house. it was different this year. the vibes were better it seemed. i guess b/c we didnt get together for thanksgiving due to my granddad just getting ou...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST

shake that laffy taffy....

wow tonite...err this morning was pretty crazy. i got to see my friends tez and erin and they were already on cloud 9 by the time i got there. this girl....lets call her "nia" was complaining about no...
Posted by [MKF] steals breakdowns and can't play them on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:03:00 PST