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Hey everyone, I'm Nothing. I love to hang out and to go on holidays, check out all of the pictures of me on holidays.
Lets see, how to describe me, well:
I am what one mime says to another.
I am made up of groups of atoms with no electrons orbiting a nucleus of no protons and no electrons.
The alchemists trick of turning lead into gold is just medieval nonsense, but the practice of turning me into gold is not only achievable but very easy (with the presence of gold).
Example: Me + Gold = Gold
In fact when I come into contact with any substance, I am obliterated. Likewise when a substance is totally destroyed, I am left. So in other words.
Me + Carbon = Carbon
Me + Helium = Helium
And the other point is; Chocolate - Chocolate = Me
Also Chocolate + A hungry Person = Me
So I am the easiest thing to make, but I can also disappear if you put anything too close to me.
Harmful levels of me have been detected on Earth on multiple occasions. When the Yanks dropped the atom bomb on Hiroshima, I was left and thus the population became sick. Likewise, in several African nations where I am eaten by the general public and am the only thing they eat, famine usually strikes.
You must be very careful when you are around me because I am so deadly that if you eat me you will die. Also if you breathe me in for even just a few minutes you may die or at least get brain damage.
I am bigger than the universe, but I am also smaller than the smallest part in universe.
I Last forever.
I am something that you have that is better to do, which is why you are on the internet.
A little something about my name. Grammatically, the word "nothing" is a noun, which suggests that it refers to something. This can lead to confusion and forms the basis for a number of jokes.
I can also be used to demonstrate that the Devil is greater than God. If Nothing (Me) is greater than God and Nothing (Me) is worse than the Devil then that means that the Devil is greater than god. Think about it.
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This is the coolest video ever and to think that it was only done in one take... OK Go - Here It Goes Again

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