The Ties That Bind |
It never ceases to amaze me how so few adult males can actually tie a necktie. When I ask them how they could go into their 20's and 30's without figuring out the secret behind the tie, they always sa...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:55:00 GMT |
...and the Vietnamese body waxers run screaming for the hills |
More proof that I may be part racoon.This is a hair plaucked from my right leg. It measures exactly 5 inches in length. Good. Fucking. God.
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
Careful!! That ain’t sunblock |
Well, July's taken care of. Who's got something for August?
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 22:04:00 GMT |
Time may change me, but I cant trace time |
Giving yourself extra time. I'm all for punctuality. It's not a quality I posses myself, but I look for it in others It makes me a hypocrite, I know, but I'm spawned from free floating beings who coul...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:26:00 GMT |
The Week (or so) in Jizz |
Apr 18, 2008 1:42 PM Subject: Synapse Jizz Body: a little glimpse into the joy it is being my lady, i looked over her shoulder last night as she was composing an e-mail and all i caught ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
And the Os have it |
Yesterday I found out that the word for credit in Spanish is credito. The same goes debito for debit and my personal fav, carro for car. This blew my fucking mind. I understand that there is a languag...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
Judgement free radio |
Really?!?!? This is what music has come to? We're seven years into a war. We have a president no one likes.The economy is in the toilet. Poverty is so prevalent it's like its owned by the St...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:45:00 GMT |
Second Helping of Jizz 4/11-4/17 |
Apr 11, 2008 1:55 PMSubject: Synapse JizzBody: this is for the fellas, though maybe some of the more dudely gals out there may glean some ounces of benifiet from what i'm about to s...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
Victor/Victoria..who can tell anymore? |
I was recently at a dinner where a woman was talking about this new gym she'd been going to. Apparently she switched up from one of those cardio wine tasting places to an actual gym where straight men...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:01:00 GMT |
The Jizz in Revisited 3/28-4/9 |
Mar 28, 2008 11:56 AM Subject: Synapse Jizz Body: the retarded folks seems to drop trow a lot in public and almost without exception they have large genitelia. i have to assume this is...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:54:00 GMT |
