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Dane[she'll always be danescrazy]

I am here for Friends

About Me

basically i'm homeless,
i've never had a job in my life
i have a son who my ex boyfriend stole from me
, his mother lives in california and is trying to get paid to take her clothes off
i'm living with a guy who spits at people for fun
and every now and then i look at my life and think
"dane, give the fuck up."
during the rest of the time, i act happy for no apparent reason
and find pleasure in confusing the hell out of people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who doesn't fuck people over.

My Blog

fuck people and their produce.

i'm fucking outraged right now. why can't people mind their own fucking business?????????????so i'm at the grocery store which is my favorite little place in the world...everyone who knows me knows ho...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 09:53:00 GMT

can you tell me....

how to get to sesame street?dude this song is so fucking surreal. i really feel each word!!!! fucking fantastic.off topic but,why do bi guys keep harassing me???????i am not bi anymore. i will not blo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:03:00 GMT

just a quick observation

when shelby posts a blog, tom spends about a half hour on myspace.and it takes tom a half hour to read one of those blogs.addicted much????
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:25:00 GMT

marshmallow tits

britt and crystal keep running around saying that shit...."marshmallow tits, marshmallow tits..."and then they fall down laughing....and britt touches crystal's implants and then crystal yells..."Lezz...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT

25 things tom and uncleness said that made no fucking sense this week

tom is drinking himself to death. he doesn't want a child. he doesn't like amber anymore. he hates that three of his so-called friends live in his place and don't pay him shit. he hates that crystal a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:01:00 GMT

i need to move

these people just want to fuck each others lives up. no one wants the best for each other. not even your best friends.she can't see why i want to wait this out. why i want it to mean something this ti...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:52:00 GMT

its not because

i dont have feelings for youor you're not beautifulori'm not over himit's because i want it to be right this time.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:13:00 GMT

another lame night

I must admit something.Luke Patterson changed me.He made me hate drunk people...he made me hate clubs even more...and because he refused to let me smoke pot, now I have no desire to do it.Basically, h...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:41:00 GMT

50 reasons why Heather is hot

1. she has blonde hair2. she has blue eyes that sparkle.3. she has a perfect little nose.4. she's got lips that feel like kissing an angel.5. if she's pissed at you, she freaks out and she looks reall...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:15:00 GMT

the dialogue in his head

"being with dane didnt work because he isnt good enough for me""being with britt didnt work because she isnt good enough for me""being with crystal didnt work because she isnt good enough for me" (& i...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:18:00 GMT