Jesse...The FALCON of the ICE!!!

About Me

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Either that or I was once shot BY JANET RENO and wished I would DIE. I've "danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" and STILL have NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS! I've parked my car in Dennis Leary's spaces and watched Dennis Leary make Dennis Leary faces. I know that PI(3.14) isn't exactly three...but really don't care. I can enjoy ANY form of music that doesn't feature the accordion. I've woke up on the freeway driving 90! I've never done any drugs...but NO ONE BELIEVES me when I tell them that. When I describe one of my closest friends to people...others think he's imaginary. One of Gwen Stefani's Japanese Harajuku back up dancers...has a beautiful butt, and so does Brenda Song. Guns don't kill people, people WITH GUNS kill people. Sushi rocks as does MOST spicy food. The State of Wyoming doesn't exist...and if it does I wonder why I've never met anyone who's been there or anyone FROM there. If your dog is putting on the pounds and you want him to get back into shape...don't take him running with you, get him a CAT! Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daley are the SAME GUY! AND HE'S a COMPLETE TOOL! Waylon Jennings once said (On an episode of Married With Children) "Anyone who has more money than they can carry in both hands needs to give the rest to me." and I agree. Given that Waylon's no longer with us...instead of giving it to him they should give it to me instead.I stole my current hairstyle from Living Color's Corey Glover circa 1988...."LOOK IN MY EYES! WHAT DO YOU SEE?" My #ucked up personality?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. Buxom women who like guys with locks.2. Anyone who's ever known Stanley Kubrick3. Prince Faisal of Saudi Arabia, Bill Gates OR the Sultan of Brunei and ask them to throw a garbage bag full of money at a brotha.4. Ozzy! Yeah right like he's on myspace! I'll be damned...he is! You RULE!5. Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daley at the same time so that I can tell them they BOTH suck and serve no REAL purpose and contribute NOTHING to society.5. People who are familiar with Akira Kurosawa6. Anyone who can get me an autographed photo of either Megumi Hayashibara OR Rumiko Takahashi.7. Tommy Lasorda8. John Cleese, Chris Barrie, Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie...to see which of these talented British actors does the best American accent.9. That guy who helped me excape Cambodia after...the incident.10. Butros Butros-Galli11. Former Secretary of State, Nobel Lauriette and old-school rapper Henry "Fat Bank Hank" Kissenger. Much love H-dawg!12. an olive oil coated Lindsay Lohan.13. Former Nevada Gubnatorial candidate Melody Damayo.14. Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris to see if I can get Chuck to pick a fight with one of the other two.15. Oprah...to see if I can get her to pick a fight with Chuck Norris.16. Ben Stein. I've always wanted to hear him say "I'm just keepin' it real dawg." in that way that only he can.17. Rumiko Takahashi18. Warren Buffett & Allan Greenspan...to see if I can get one of them to pick a fight with Chuck Norris.19. Dolly Parton...she seems so nice and at 60 something is still kick ass eye candy.20. Queen Elizabeth II to see if a brotha can get a knighthood...and to see if I can get HER to pick a fight with Chuck Norris.

My Blog

I do...and goodbye.

Shortly after graduating from college I Dee-jayed at KTRU here in Houston as well as an internet based station. At both stations I had a late-night/AM shift. The chief benefit to the shift in question...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:53:00 GMT

Why I dont make a big deal of my birthday...

Perhaps I'm a bit to introspective for my own good, or maybe spending a fair amount of time alone has twisted my perception just a bit, but I've noticed that December has always filled me with a certa...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:06:00 GMT

Hartman Middle School Woodshop...and lessons learned

When a certain little old lady who shall remain nameless asked me move into a certain big empty house to take care of it and I initially considered it I saw a big stupid looking archway that just didn...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Seriously...I’ve never done drugs...

In the late 1980s when I was graduating Highschool I thought Corey Glover was the coolest human being on planet earth. He was the front man for black heavy metal/funk group Living Color. His head was ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:17:00 GMT

The Kiss

I hope her kiss is quick. Ideally I would like to be oblivious to it as those who pray to Saint Barbara wish to have it. If her kiss is long, her unpopular sister shall be my...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:21:00 GMT

Sting - Desert Rose: Radio Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bxRewGi77kMusic video by Sting performing Desert Rose: Radio Version with Danyi Deats, Paul Boyd (C) 1999 A&M Records I love this song...God help me, but I do.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:19:00 GMT

Iraq = Vietnam Paul Hardcastle - 19 (Video/Audio Remix 2008)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhWTdDU6zxg In 1988 Time Magazine said that "War is the act of old men sending young men off to die. How then should we react to the thought of one of those old...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:09:00 GMT

Lenny Henry as 50 Cent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0niK1VvyRXo This man is a muff-huggin' Genius! I actually like this one better than the REAL ONE!
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Rowan Atkinson and Lenny Henry-Michael Jackson(WHOLE VIDEO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykJ3552Z8BY Two of my favorite British Comedians in a sketch that's just plain insane. Chris and Georgette...enjoy. Moy-Toy, Helena, Jax...'ope you lot like it...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:47:00 GMT

"You Ought to know!!!!"

This morning I'm channel surfing and came across one of those mindless entertainment shows. You know the type where they tell you which starts are working on what, who's getting fat, who's pregnant, w...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:48:00 GMT