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Jeremy

About Me

Well, to tell you the truth, there is only that can describe me. That word is... Superbadassmotherfuckermatronicallipalegic. Don't look in your dictionaries, its not there, but its real. Oh! Is it ever!? And you'll know it when you see it... like when Chuck Norris walks in a room, or when Hannibal { A-team, not the cannibal } lights up that cigar, right before blowing up some village in Columbia. It fills the air, seeps into every pore in your skin. There is no escape. But why would you want to escape? Isn't it so exiting? IT IS NOT!!!!!!..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fat people, who ride little motorcycles. Dwarfs. Anyone who is half cyborg. any cartoon character from a cereal box, but not Sonny, the cocoa puffs bird, Fuck that guy! Ninja Turtles. Cobra Commander, lesbian aliens ( illegal or outer space). Voltron. Mega-man. And anyone that makes me look thinner.

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