Im smooth |
darren: So do you have herpes?
me: I dont have herpes
darren :uh thats good to know
me: thats a really bizarre question
darren: I actually asked you if you liked herbal teas
me: oh I...
Posted by Molly on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST |
they did NOT teach me enough in sex ed. |
Lately Ive been watching homebirths on youtube. Why? Because I can! Thats right, after confirming your age you can gain access to home videos for one of the most intimate ...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:21:00 PST |
to women as far as im concerned |
The feelings I don’t have, I don’t have.The feelings I don’t have, I won’t say I have.The feelings you say you have, you don’t have.The feelings you would like us both to...
Posted by Molly on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST |
"I felt your boobs on my back" |
Today was st patricks day, or I guess yesterday was. I am drunk. I am the second drunkest I have ever been. I would almost be embarrassed to say that in total I had 4 drinks except th...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST |
talking dirty |
I was talking to someone in customer service from apple tonight and the best part was when she actually laughed about my email address and the city that I live in.
can I get you to sp...
Posted by Molly on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:13:00 PST |
best part of living by yourself |
the 5 second rule NEVER applies. I dropped part of a cinnamon roll this morning and then found it a little later and thought you only have 2 left you really shouldnt be wasting them. so I ate it...
Posted by Molly on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST |
best conversation of the week |
"whenever I see babies I just think-wait I know how this is going to sound just go with me on this one, I just think man their hair is really soft, someone should really find a way to make a blanket o...
Posted by Molly on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST |
I should be a calf |
top 5 things of the week in no particular order
3. Ive been lookin at this fella lately, it takes my computer forever to load all the pictures but its worth it.
5. milk. its made a com...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST |
John Tesh and other reasons we get along |
Number oneYou are the Sandra Bullock of my life. I mean you are really not graceful. Sometimes I like to walk a little ahead of you so that you have to run to catch up. Thats how weird your run is....
Posted by Molly on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:27:00 PST |
walking in a straight line |
I watched dancer in the dark this weekend for the second time. Last time I watched it I was 15. It was the first and only time I cried watching a movie infront of my brothers and my dad.&n...
Posted by Molly on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST |
