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Richard Nixon's Head

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About Me


From www.gotfuturama.com...

Current president of Earth. Usually described as bitter, crazy and evil. Won the election by catering to the robot masses with his shiny new body. Doesn't handle questions well if they're vague and ambiguous. Enjoys Ultimate Robot Fighting,, and ape wrestling.
Notable accomplishments since being sworn in: waged war of aggression against the Balls, spent all of Earth's money on a bad-ass gravity pump and tried to kill all robots on Earth to battle global warming.
Seeking a new term in 3008. Chances are good.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Morbo, TV's Elzar, Calculon, the New Justice Team

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My Blog

Senator Nixons Checkers Speech

September 23, 1952My Fellow Americans:I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity have been questioned.The usual political thing to do whe...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:15:00 GMT

Checker's Bio

CheckersDogBorn: 1951"Died": 1964 (This is when his BODY died...we all know he lives on)Birthplace: TexasBest known as: The subject of a famous political speech (and a real, true pal)Checkers was one ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:35:00 GMT

My Resignation Speech to the Nation

(Following is the transcript of my August 8, 1974 Farewell Speech to the Nation. Arooooooo!)Good Evening.This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:44:00 GMT

Farewell to the White House Staff

(Following is the transcript of my Farewell Speech to White House Staff that I did on August 9, 1974. Also, check my August 8, 1974 Farewell speech to the Nation. On second thought, I'll post that on...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:24:00 GMT

Don't make me get Cambodian on your asses!

'nuff said.
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:11:00 GMT