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Geoffrey

I am the Cat's Whiskers

About Me

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I am nearly two years old and have no kitty offspring and am very unlikely to have.....thanks mummy!!

My Interests

Climbing trees, chasing squirrels, sleeping, bringing worms home to my slave (which really annoys her by the way!), sleeping, eating....my favourite food is Whiskas and I am very partial to their dried mix, bird watching, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Any feline lovelies out there

Music:

The Pussycat Dolls,

Television:

football, golf, tennis and snooker. Snooker is my favourite because the balls are brightly coloured. I have no idea why my slave should become so upset with me when I try to catch them

My Blog

My Resolutions

I will not run through the house with a condom wrapper in my mouth, especially when my human's grandmother is over. My human will never let me eat her pet rat, and I am at peace with that. I will not...
Posted by Geoffrey on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

My Rights as a Cat

I AM THE CAT AND I HAVE CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS: I have the right to walk over your face anytime I wish, day or night. I have the right to observe and comment on any and all bathroom behavior. Fur...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:49:00 PST