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amy

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About Me

hi im amy and i have no idea why i have done 1 of these but then again why not!! i am 5.1 blonde blue eyes and have a wicked personality love to have a laugh and love to play games ;)HAHA!! Your Elf Name Is...
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My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Idiot Savant
((38% dark, 69% spontaneous, 73% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHTYou like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy KimmelThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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A Ruthless Demon
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My Interests

im sorry but i am an all english girl you no we all like pubs,clubs and fights lol only jkin about the fight bit haha !! and my new buisness plan BIG BAPS! which me and my smash are working hard on! And Last but not least my gorgeous daughter kasey!

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a few people this box is to small for them all and they are my people i want to have my wicked ways with ;)
Music Videos - The Angry Mob

Music:

well i like everythink from dance tunes (ill never get sick of them!) to my chemical romance(big diffrence between both but never mind)are my fukin favourite they are the fukin best as well as blink the frey linkin park and a few more (i havnt got all day tho lol!!)i like everythink basicly lol!!

Movies:

i love comedy like lil nicky ,last yard , and any other adam sandler film i can name lol.i love horrors to i wish my grandad was anthony hoppkins but my nana isnt so keen i have said i wish he was since the age of about 8 but hannibal and red dragon and scilence of the lambs! and other horror films are my faves !!

Television:

i love scrubs and hollyoaks, skins i did love lost and nip tuck but the EVIL virgin people took sky one off my telewest box and i have not seen them any more urrrr!! but i do like girls of the playboy mansion i think that is fukin wkd lol !

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Books:

i love to read real life storys i no that sounds bad but i do because i get so involved if u no what i mean i cant put it dwn!!

Heroes:

my two heros are smash me cuzin (well we will just say her coz shes sitting with me) ha ha jkin smash! and anthony hoppkins who i wished was my grandad since i was a wee 1 but me nana wasnt havin none of it!

My Blog

please do this (even if u dnt no me i wana no wot ppl say just make shit up lmao !!!!!!!!!!!

..>   15 questions!   1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it....
Posted by amy on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

BEFORE YOU SEE MY BAD BLACK AND WHITE PICTURES THERE IS A STORY BEHIND THEM!! LMAO

WELL I CANT BE ARSED TO WRITE FOR ONCE TONIGHT BUT ILL CHANGE THIS THE MORA LOL  THEN YOU WILL NO !! ..........................NIGHT NIGHT XXXXXX
Posted by amy on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:40:00 PST

my celebrity look alikes( lmao this made me laugh!!)

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Posted by amy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:35:00 PST

my hair!!

ha ha i forgot to say last week my hair turned out fine!! lol after a bit of a secret to turn ya brassy bits perfect  xxxxxxx...
Posted by amy on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:23:00 PST

I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE!!

i heard this evening on the news that somebody has sent a letter to a holland newspaper with details and a map were little maddie is ment to be and shes ment to be burried underneathe a big ...
Posted by amy on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

GREEEEEEN! (im not to keen on the colour but this 1 is nice)

hello all !! well yesterday i painted all kaseys bedroom (green her fav colour! lol)  and today went out bought wardrobes draws ext and it looks fukin fab!!  im not going to mention the hair...
Posted by amy on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

MY FUKIN HAIR! AGHHHHHHHH!!

I BOUGHT A FUKIN LIVE COLOUR FOR MY HAIR ICE BLONDE TO DO MY ROOTS AND ITS MENT TO TAKE 30-45 MINS AND ITS ONLY DONE HALF MY ROOOOOTS!! ITS LEFT DARK BLONDE ROOT STREAKS I HAVE NOW HAD IT ON FOR 2 HOU...
Posted by amy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

KASEYS CHRISTENING!!

hello im getting exited because im finaly going to get kasey christened  i no what people are going to say why bother now?! well all i will say if you dont like it dont come!! lol any ho im ring ...
Posted by amy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:52:00 PST

sherk 3

hello ive just watched shrek 3 and i thought it was ok lol its a bit of fun and dragon and donkeys babies are gorgeous so are shreks lol snow white had a tatoo of dopeys name in a heart on her arm!! a...
Posted by amy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

download im STILL gutted!! :(

HELLO im still gutted about not going to download it would have been fukin fantastic but .............. shit  happends doesnt  never mind ill just sit at home and be depreste all weekend for...
Posted by amy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST