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JM Ranting

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have no fwiends, except the wocks.......

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

For nothing more than a quick chat (*%"!): Juanita Stein (singer from Howling Bells), Uma Thurman, PJ Harvey, Kim Gordon, Becca from Hollyoaks.For beer (even if they don't drink they can just sit and watch):David Lloyd, Brian Blessed, Stephen Fry, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, John Lennon,Nasser Hussain, Gary Mabbutt, "Razor" Ruddock, George Bush (jnr), King Buzzo, David Lynch, Jim Morrison, David Cronenberg, Chris Cornell (to tell him to bloody well get Soungarden back together), Tool, God (and other equivalent big names from factual fiction).For ultra-violence:Tom Cruise, kid from Frosties advert, Everyone from Halifax adverts, Tom Cruise, Robbie Williams, Terry Henry (what is the french for I am a cunt?), Terry Christian, McFly, all "Emo" bands(!?*~), Tom Cruise, the inventor of reality TV, Graham Norton, Beppe, all those twatty Irish boybands, all those other twatty boybands.

My Blog

Change

As you can see I have recently undergone facial reconstruction. What do you reckon? I think I will be a big hit with the ladies......
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:16:00 GMT

Hello

Whilst straining my day away on the toilet yet again (I have been constipated for the past eleven years now, Imodium is about as useful as a torch for a blind person) I was trying to figure out what w...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:35:00 GMT