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About Me

A little about my life: I think i am the worlds strongest man. Being beautiful is tough work, and can only be maintained with a good diet and lots of scotch. I think this because I start off everyday with a good breakfast composed of steak, waffles, french fries and scotch. I like money, i like girls. But some girls have been bad in the past, and they deserved to be punched right in their breadbaskets...if they were men. I dont get to see them too often, but rainbows are pretty cool to look at. Sting is a hero of mine, never really listened to any of his music, but just the fact that he's been making it for so long is something i admire. I like Sweedish Fish, those are tasty...and diet pepsi is gross. My nightstand lamp hasn't worked in a few months, i need to replace the light bulb but i've been lazy. And i can never find a pen when i need one, that makes me sad sometimes. That's my life in 60 seconds... hit me up on aim simbad0gg...

My Interests

I like meeting new people, women. Running is a hobby of mine. I like drinking. I like music. I like movies. I like funny things. I like rainbow sherbet w/ gummy bears. I like sparks. I like driving my car.

I'd like to meet:

People who i can hang out with, i like friends. I like to talk to friends. Also girls, girls are cool too. Especially the ones who are working on careers. I want to be a stay at home dad, so if a woman can support me, thats always a plus (my dream since i was 15). i like funny people, if you can make me laugh, i like you.

Music:

Yeah, so i like many many many different types of music. Hiphop/jazz/blues/r&B/rock/alternative/classic boy bands/techno/jungle/country/house/trance/...pretty much everything except super hardcore shiet where there's someone yelling into the mic and you can't understand what the hell he's saying. i listen to Justin Timberlake/John Mayer/Common/Duran Duran/Ok Go/Chromeo/MJ/John Legend/Incubus/Anthony Hamilton/Kanye/N'Sync/Stevie Wonder/Nas/Musiq/Daft Punk/LCD Soundsystem...I got everything from 112, to frank sinatra, a little garth, tons of mos def n' talib, ginuwine, N.E.R.D., of course...nas, kayne, linkin park, incubus, even stuff like whitney houston (crack is WHACK) on my simbaPOD. but mostly hip hop, and r n' b (lots of slow jams). Honestly...i'm obsessed with music..i makes me get footloose.

Movies:

Even though no one has made a movie about me yet, or approached me w/ a script, i'm still willing to watch other ones. But i think the life of times of THE simbadogg would be the sweetest ever. I like Anchorman. Zoolander is good. Wedding Crashers was a hit. Old School...pretty sure i liked that one too. Dodgeball was a good one (David Hasselhoff was in that)...basically anything w/ stiller, wilson, ferrel, vaughn and even scary walken is a good one, save the last dance (memories...AMY DOWNSSSS), sweet ass coming to america and trading places (plus beverly hills cop)Expect the movie about my life and times sometime around 2015...

Television:

First off ...hands down the funniest show on tv... followed by LOST, Heroes, House, The Office, Heroes, Daily Show, JACK BAUER and the occasional episode of Tale Spin... you know, the usual

Books:

The cat in the hat, i have had read to me multiple times...green eggs n' ham. Also a classic, i like Goosebumps (that r.l. stein is creepy) and even scary stories. Babysitters club is always cool. And i've a fan of all pop-up books and miscellanous types of pop up literature (newpapers, magazines etc)...otherwise, i do not read...its not legal to teach coloreds how to do so. =(

Heroes:

definitely have to give props to my parents for all the shiet that they've been through, cuz they made it through it all and they're still standing. and its amazing to see where they've come from, and where they are now