when girls don't put out |
When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:40:00 GMT |
the top idoits of 2008 |
idiot Number One of 2008I
am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter e...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 06:59:00 GMT |
lawyer story |
And you think lawyers don't have hearts. The best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successf...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:50:00 GMT |
MILLER BEER |
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Date:
Oct 3, 2008 9:40 PM
Subject:
mgd brew
Body:
The following is a letter sent to Miller Brewing Company. Miller's response is at the end.Miller Brewing CompanyMilwauk...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:48:00 GMT |
anger management |
Date: Oct 2, 2008 3:31 PM Subject: Anger Management Body: When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out o...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
FLAMING MAD |
I'M ON FIRE
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:48:00 GMT |
MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME........ |
WELL MOM IS GOING TO BE PISSED. I JUST
WREAKED HER CAR.man that sucks. awoman with ababy
carriege and two children stepped right out in front of me. she
didn't even look just steppedout ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:22:00 GMT |
people suck |
The reason people talk shit is because their jelous that my life is better than theirs
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
happiness |
actual happiness looks pertty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery.
and of course,stability isn't nearly so spect.acular as instability.
and being conttent has none of the glamo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:51:00 GMT |
ever have one of those days |
ever have one of those days.....
when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better?
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
