One day in Religious Studies, the class was asked to do a mock exam. No one was pleased. 3 friends, Sarah, Hayley and Emily tried their best. Emily was the only one to answer the question about less economically developed countries. While going through the answers, their teacher, Susan, said "I think we all know about Emily's quest for social justice". This made Emily say “wow! You’ve made me sound like a super hero!†Sarah knew how much Emily loves super heroes and decided to stop doing work and to start drawing a comic, "The Ethical Adventures of Justice Woman." Social Justice Woman was born. She had many an adventure (well, two), fighting all the baddies and helping the world gain social justice.
On a study day in Durham, Hayley and Emily decided it was time Social Justice Woman acquired a sidekick. Emily nominated Hayley for the task, which she accepted. Next they needed to come up with a name. Hayley is very hyperactive and when she passed her driving test she said (the now infamous words) "I CAN DRIVE A TRACTOR! WHY RUN WHEN YOU HAVE A TRACTOR?!" Hyper-Active Tractor Girl was introduced. In their first comic together, "The Ethical Adventures of Social Justice Woman and her hyperactive sidekick Tractor Girl" the two heroes explored Durham on the hunt for free cheese samples, which were then used to defeat 'Evil S' and her diabolical plan.
Justice Woman and Tractor Girl had many more adventures. Until recently they felt bad that their good friend Sarah was missing out on the action. They decided she too must join the team and Sarahcastic, the girl with immense use of sarcasm was added.
Lots of celebrities have already guest-starred in the comics, including Mike Delfino from 'Desperate Housewives' (who turned up to fix the broken tractor), The Futureheads, Lemar, The Shapeshifters, Gwen Stefani, Prince, Bob Geldof, Jim Bowen, David Bowie, Robert Mugabe, Dave Grohl and Keane. At the end of one episode Barry Hyde proposed to Justice Woman and they got married.
Hayley decided we should use "if theres any justice in the world" by Lemar as our theme tune, but jazz it up with relevant words.
Fun Facts
We often have our official justice team meetings in Subway, however theres usually just two of us there.
Sarahcastic currently has no official super hero outfit.
Evil "S" is a real person
we are real people: Emily, Hayley and Sarah
Hayley aka Tractor Girl has weird but exciting dreams. Last night she dreamt that she was talking to her dead Granda. Once she dreamt that she slept with Mike Delfino from 'Desperate Housewives,' thus Mike features in a lot of the justice team comics.
When Emily aka Justice Woman goes out drinking, she tries to steal people's drinks and dances to Backstreet's Back (Alright!)
"Flavour and There" productions was inspired by the real life Evil "S".
All our comics feature inside jokes. Non-Justice Team memebers will find these jokes funny, however they won't understand the special meaning behind them.
Originally, Sarah's super hero name was going to be "The Giant of Justice" because shes so fucking tall!
Hayley, aka Hyper-Active Tractor Girl, loves cheese. Some (ie Emily and Sarah) would say she loves cheese an unhealthy amount.
Evil "S" has been the most featured villan.
Emily can never make a decision.
Originally Hyper-Active Tractor Girl was drawn with a sheep in her arms. Where is that sheep now?!
In the first ever comic, Justice Woman used her "foot of freedom" and "justice juice" to defeat the baddies.
WHY RUN WHEN YOU HAVE A TRACTOR?!
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