Writing profiles for internet dating sites and collecting winks / Counterfeit money from Deer Park / Organic cotton / Antipodes Kiwi Eye Cream / Cups of tea / Lonely Planet writers / Woman's Day True Confessions / Twitter.com / Andrew Nolan & Bill Cotton / Lecturers with eastern European fashion sense ( dr. thea bellou, i'm looking at you) / Protein and TAB cola / Clean sheets and snuggling in bed with Mr P.Wuppet; especially when he smells like biscuits / The Adventures of Wayne Carey: "He's pissed his fucken career up the wall!" / Corey Delaney / Princess Tina / Celebrity Slim / Writing my name in book covers / My MacBook / UV spf 50+ tents / Gail Sorronda / Bows, polka dots and ribbons / Sunset Tan and closing sales / Spending inordinate amounts of time thinking about manicures, pedicures and haircuts / FOXTEL-especially the lifestyle channel / Aloe vera tissues / Entering competitions and winning them / Waldorf salad / Margherita pizza / 30+ sunscreen / Lily Cole / Chubby boys / Anna Sui / Ready Steady Cook / Motor Finance Wizard Says Yes! / Disney Couture / The editor of New Idea / Chirping birds/ dictionary.com / Being overdressed / Easy on the eye personal trainers / O.P.I nail polish remover / Compulsive liars with bubble jet helicopters and stripper girlfriends / The Iron Lady / Wordhoards / Prof. Catface Meowmers / Condesending parables / Casting aspersions/ crikey.com.au / Puffy sleeves / Lexicology / Joel Reamer and friends / Vegan shoe glue / South Africa's civil unrest / Blind drunk driving instructors / Food served in bowls / Retirement / Priceline / Perpetual students / Borscht / Brain Training with Dr Kawashima / Calculating my carbon footprint / Microwave cookware / UK Elle magazine / Inappropriate profanity / Syntax / Marcello / Ghetto birds / SWAT teams / People who refer to themselves in the third person / Pakistan / Soup / Seeing eye dogs / Sandy Pandy Candy / Dry cleaners and married men / Red lipstick, pink lipstick, orange lipstick / Reality TV from New Zealand / Condiments / Geelong / Emilio Pucci / Shu Uemura eyelash curlers / Stationery: glue sticks, paper clips, note pads, staplers, folders, scissors.../ Thinking about purchasing shoe polish / GEMMA GEMMA and her mum / People who FASHION belts from shoelaces / Pledge cleaning products / Jake Gyllenhaal / Adidas tracksuits / Perusing the aisles of chemists while waiting for scripts to be filled / Indian restaurants especially Gaylords / Leading people up the garden path / Vomiting at megan's joint "what's happened here?" / Loreal Telescopic mascara / Sociopaths / GEORGE LUMICISI AND HIS RAMPANT KNOWLEDGE OF THE MELWAYS / Doll houses and furniture /Writing compelling status updates on Facebook / Imagining being married to Hamish Blake from Hamish and Andy / Bike riding academics / Paula's Choice / Babuskha dolls / ANZAC DAY / Karen Walker / Tautologies / Bouncers from the tankerville / Marvelling about certain retailers at HIGHPOINT/KNIFEPOINT and their blatant flouting of centre trading hours / Internet banking / Ukranian swimming coaches / hot chocolate with marshmallows / Hot air balloons / Getting Nathan over stimulated (sorry Michael) / Double claps / Bach Rescue Remedy / Leona Edmiston frocks / Allure magazine / Portmanteau / Behaving like a 5 year old / AVOIDING DEBT COLLECTORS / Being refused service at licensed venues "Your friend's been cut off!" / Rubis tweezers / Water restrictions / Living in a menagerie / Hoisery / WAKING UP IN THE MORNING (in a fetching mohair jumper and shoes on) AND WONDERING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AND THEN LOOKING THROUGH MY BAG (IF I HAVEN'T LOST IT) AND TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT HAPPENED...also looking through call register on mobile too then suffering from chronic drinkers remorse then repeating above actions two days later / Writing down everything anyone says and then using it against them for my own personal entertainment "Those notebooks of yours are a lawsuit waiting to happen" / THE TROTS / Valium / Boys who wear stankin ass boat shoes / Mingus / Winter I don't like summer / HUNGA DUNGA / Public speaking aka showing off / Tartare sauce / Lean Cuisine / Salsa's mexican grill / Sleeping / NARS blush / Heart shaped necklaces and sunglasses / Puppays / Chanel 2.55 bags / Potatoes / Kingston brothers / Maxing credit cards / Going to bed early / Minimizer bras / Cheese and tomato sandwiches / Makeup / Catching the bus to Footscray / Liquid soap / Not answering private calls or many other for that matter / Salt and vinegar chips / MOSCHINO / Ukranian boys / Feeling sorry for self / Hip hop bunnies / Bubble O'Bill / Highlighters / Champagne / Coca cola / DEB instant mashed potato / Shower caps / Snow domes / Discounted Marc Jacobs shoes / Clothing with French phrases printed on them / NEWSAGENTS / LIBRARIES / Chain bookshops with 75% off especially the reference section / Fringes / Satay vegetables and tofu / Hello Kitty / Going off my medication / Stickers / WATER BEDS / Screaming and shouting / Teasets / Swear words / Girdles aka slimming pants / Gay men / Repeating things ad nauseam / Staying in 5 star hotels / Abusing and seducing taxi drivers / Pining for fathead "call me you fat snake"
Fuckheads like this: and people who read the financial review AND speak fluent french. Must have a sunny disposition. Tim Brunero: The thinking woman's big brother sex symbol. . /div
Easy Listening
JULY 23 A CHANGE CAME AND IT WASN'T VERY GOOD.
Reader's Digest
The boy who asked Graeme Base, children's book author and illustrator, if he tossed off over his ideas.