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Thomas Midgley

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About Me

I can read at a fourth grade level!

My Interests

I do everything..... well everything except the ol' game of get fat - I mean baseball... its not fun

I'd like to meet:

Everyone except you
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Heroes:

captain planet, captain crunch, captain hook, captain cook and john candy as camp leader john candy in camp candy...... r.i.p. john.... its sad cause even animated u were fat.

My Blog

THE END OF THE PARTY

    The voices of the children rose shrilly into the radiance. "Where's Peter?" "Have you looked upstairs?" "Where's Francis?" but they were silenced again by Mrs Henne-Falcon's scream....
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

Here's to 2007

By now ever clock in the world has been round 12 and celebrations have no doubt taken place. People have been kissed, people have been sick and no doubt people have woken up wondering who that person ...
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

Oil, plastic, dinosaurs and you.

I think that it is about time to address the masive shutdown of society when we run out of fossil fuels.  Most people associate oil with automobiles.  Oh my car this and my car that.  I...
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:29:00 PST

If I was your mom I would have drowned you in a bucket

Last night as I walking out of the best buy in Westminster - with my brand new Indiana Jones triligy and the soundtrack to the movie millions - I was approached by an attractive young lady.  I wa...
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

Inferno, I, 32

This a piece written by a Borges at some time during the 20th century.  I thought that I would share it with you all.   ------------------      From the half-light of dawn to ...
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:49:00 PST

A DYiNG iMMORTAL

iT'S THREE IN THE MORNING. i WiSH iT WAS RAiNiNG. AT LEAST THEN i WOULD HAVE SOMETHiNG TO LiSTEN TO. BUT iT'S NOT. iT'S ACTUALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE. SO HERE i AM LYiNG iN BED LiSTENiNG TO MY DOG SNORE...
Posted by Thomas Midgley on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:21:00 PST