goats |
The old goats were playing chess in the park as usual. What the hells going on with that? You're not dead yet gramps. Get up and do something. Why are you wasting your life?72 year old Frank looked ac...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:39:00 GMT |
chrisxmax |
Santa slid the knife from a 'nice list' kid's teddy bear and realized he could never go back to when it was quiet as a mouse. Back to that silent night. The bells started ringing. Oh what fun.To the r...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:10:00 GMT |
future pt. I |
My fortune cookie said 'today is your lucky day'. My wife sat across from me asking for a divorce. The Oriental restaurant glowed dark red and orange but I could still see every spiteful line digging ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
future pt. II |
&running& runnning& can't stop& she'll kill me& forest ahead& can't stop& We're used as sperm vessels. Men are obsolete. Some work in the mines, but you never see them again.I am a son of The Queen, b...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
future pt. III |
The green beans, and 90% of all beans for that matter, were contaminated. Ever since the mass extinction (some elders say it happened over 300 years ago what do they know), beans and roots were our ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:45:00 GMT |
future pt. IV |
The diagrams were delivered to our hotel room the next morning. Were they fucking crazy?! To pull this off would take the luck of a leprechaun and an act of god.2.3 trillion in wire transferred monies...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
future pt. V |
Teresa's rocket came in right on schedule. I took her, Casper and mum straight away to the racetrack.It was a lottery of desperation. We strapped in. The age limit had to be 60, it couldn't be 65 or 7...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:36:00 GMT |
future pt. VI |
Sasquehannah bell rang loud and true. Ringing in damned ears forever. The legendary witch doctor, the unofficial mayor of our jungle village was JUICEY.The whole cult was hopped up on the elixir, lost...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT |
future pt. VII |
The most evil people on the planet are children. They're brutally thorny honest topped with a heaping load of cuteness. To harness this untapped reservoir took one good charismatic son of a bitch with...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT |
future pt. VIII |
& 6am ready to hit the street& me, sis, ma, FLAKEAfter the Great Cult Wars ended, the rent soared and gentrification eventually took place (611 years and 8 moons later)& I wish I was there& You have...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:29:00 GMT |
