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Clark Parker

Existing where there is nothing is the meaning of the phrase form is emptiness..

About Me

My name is Brennan & well what can I say that hasn't been said about me before I'm an articulate, quick witted, conceited but shy yet selfish individual with a great dry sense of humor.. I enjoy long walks off short cliffs, what some would call "freestyling" over Beatles records played backwards, girls with low self esteem & suicidal tendencies, shiny things like coins, skateboarding & shooting the rock as well as selling it, attending concerts of different genres & serenading the ladies with my smokey bar blues voice.. I enthrall people at times during conversations, I attribute it to my boyish good looks & charming personality.. oh for the record I invented the term "emo" all the while living the lifestyle of a lavish playboy with self-deprecating views of myself.. Eccentric is a good word to begin to describe me, the rest of the blanks you have to fill in.. also I'd like to add that my band The Kato Kaelin's Of Rock will be playing @ the Radio Tavern every 3rd Sunday of the month..

My Interests

oh you just mad cause I'm stylin' on you..

I'd like to meet:

Magic Johnson, Kool Keith, a survivor of Hurricane Katrina, Robert Smith of The Cure, Barack Obama, Shawn Kemp's addiction to marijuana, Sonny Chiba's sweeping kick, Bret Easton Ellis, Gary Payton's coke dealer, George "Dubya" Bush & Kanye "to the" West in the same room, Olivia Munn's naked body, Elvis Costello, "the green monster" @ Fenway, skateboarding legend Rodney Mullen, Janet Jackson's famous right nipple, Dave Chappelle's stress/anxiety, David Hasselhoff's pride, Yuka Honda or Miho Hatori, Lionel Richie's swagger, Dwayne Perkins and last but not least the gawd Alec Baldwin(father of the year)..

Music:

Elvis Costello, Run DMC, ATCQ, Reflection Eternal, De La Soul, BCC, Wu-Tang Clan, House of Pain, Mechanical Panda, La Famiglia, The Nonce, OutKast, System of a Down, Gangstarr, Grayskul, M.O.P. Foreign Exchange, Cibo Matto, DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince, Molemen, The Ramones, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, NWA, BTNH, Sepultura, Dipset, Non-Phixion, The Delfonics, The Association, Bad Brains, Poor Righteous Teachers, Slipknot, Dead Kennedys Genetic Drift, A Perfect Circle, DITC, Smashing Pumkins, The Firm, 2 Live Crew, Eric B. & Rakim, Beastie Boys, Das EFX, Mobb Deep, Mac Lethal, Brothers Johnson, Afrika Bambatta, Saul Williams, Ras Kass, Wilco, Radiohead, The Cure, Tool, Kool Herc, Kingston Trio, Geto Boys, UGK, John Coltrane, 4nzix, Otis Redding, Built to Spill, Lost Boyz, The Stylistics, Deftones, Staind, Big Pun, Eazy-E, Mac Dre, Big L, J Dilla, Proof, Busy Bee, Chino XL, Bobby Brown, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Kingston Trio, Psycho Realm, Cypress Hill, Ramon Ayala, Army of Pharoahs, RA The Rugged Man, Grandmaster Flash, Del! Tha Funky Homosapien, Ella Fitzgerald, Prince Paul, Redman, The Pharcyde, Killah Priest, Dan the Automater, Twista, Joe Budden, Kool Moe Dee, Tom Green, Gift of Gab, 5 Headed Retard, 9th Wonder, Blockhead, Dr. Dre, Kool Keith, Miho Hatori, Yuka Honda, Slayer, MF Doom, Big Daddy Kane, Violent Femmes, Nina Simone, Glassjaw, Onyx, Mike Jones, Demigodz, La Coka Nostra, Joell Ortiz, Hangar 18, Cannibal Ox, Qwel & Typical Cats, Pharcyde, Biggie Smalls, Jayo Felony, Ornette Coleman, James Brown, Bill Withers, Kid Icarus, Amp Fiddler, The Roots, 2pac, Adverse, Ugly Duckling, Compton's Most Wanted, Murs, Brother Ali, CAgE, Aesop Rock, Kingston Trio, El-P, Co-Flow, Miles Davis, Big Scen, Dez & Nobs, Chaz Kangas, Young Jeezy, RBX, Nas, Bobby Womack, Barry White, Nozebleed, Prefuse 73, Rob Sonic, S.A. Smash, Tame 1, Donnie Hathaway, Stevie Wonder, Roy Orbison, Bach, Mozart, Chopin, The Smiths, Jay-Z, Sublime, Fitty, Mos Def, RJD2, Kid Called Computer, Blueprint, Talib Kweli, Al Green, Bel Biv Devoe, Janet Jackson, Fiona Apple, Dissonant, Snow Goons, KRS-1, JMT, Main Flow, Minor Threat, Capone & Nore, Kool G Rap, Ray Charles, B.B. King, Bjork, Alias, Tha Liks, Public Enemy, LL Cool J, NIN, Robert Leroy Johnson, Eminem(before the Eminem show) Obie Trice, Many Styles & many many more..

Movies:

Leaving Las Vegas, Hoop Dreams, Snow Dogs, Slam, Memoirs of a Geisha, Stranger Than Fiction, Garden State, Quitter, Akira, Krush Groove, Audition, Battlefield Baseball, Warriors, Gridlock'd, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost World, Pi, Zatoichi, Shopgirl, Deciever, Wonderland, Clockwork Orange, Jisatsu Saakura(Suicide Club), Chasing Amy, Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, Infamous, Capote, Old Boy, Wild Style, 2001: Space Oddyssey, If You Were Me, Kids, Donnie Darko, White Men Can't Jump, Kill Bill, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Soul in the Hole, Colors, New Jack City, Gummo, Ghost Dog, Nighthawks, He Got Game, Star Wars, Virgin Suicides, Made, Fight Club, Mad Max, Coffee & Cigarettes, Fresh, Matrix, I Heart Huckabees, Broken Flowers, Waking Life, Breakfast of Champions, True Romance, Altered States, Sin City, Bladerunner, Appleseed, Stand By Me, Final Fantasy, Lost Highway, Cecil B. Demented, Ed Wood, Kids, Superfly, The Last Dragon, Jackie Brown, Snakes on a Plane, Transformers, Karate Bullfighter, Karate Bearfighter, Crack House, Killing Machine, Natural Born Killers, Bomb the System, Resevoir Dogs, Boogie Nights, Jaws, Beat Street, American History X, Style Wars, Scratch, Wave Twisters, The Game & plenty of others.. Tim Roth is one of the most underrated actors of our time..

Television:

I don't watch much tell-lie-vision but when I do it's all things basketball, Ninja Warrior, Redsox games, Discovery & History channels, Family Guy & American Dad as well as some shows on Cartoon Network.. old episodes of Arrested Development(chalk up another poor decision by Fox)

Books:

Ralph Ellison, James Gunn, Tom Robbins, Elmore Leonard, John Steinbeck, Eldridge Cleaver, Philip K. Dick, Nick Hornby, Bret Easton Ellis, George Orwell, T.K. Kissinham, Kurt Vonnegut, Truman Capote, Aldous Huxley, Walt Whitman, Chuck Palahniuk, Steve Martin, Richard Bach, Jack Kerouac & several others..

Heroes:

Claire Bennett, Robert Horry, Hiro Nakamura, my father, Grand Wizard Theodore, Martin Luther King, Jr., George Lucas, John McClane, Akira Kurosawa, John Holmes, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Robert Johnson..

My Blog

A wise man once told me..

When you're born round you can never be square..                              ...
Posted by Clark Parker on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST