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chrysta

cast off the ego scars. let's go hit the bars.

About Me

you're definitely cooler than me, which is fine.
always in search of the most delicious burrito this side of the mission.

My Interests

100% juice, 1990s alt-rock, athens psych-pop, avant-garde jazz, burritos, cheese, chunklet magazine, coen brothers, curly hair, d.c. post-punk, detroit 'garage rock', diner culture, east bay pop-punk, gender studies, long island iced tea, metropolitan areas, not driving, photography, pinball, public radio, rock 'n roll, separation between church and state, sleeping, telepathy, the state, urban areas, violent weather, vonnegut, walking forever, word games, working class

I'd like to meet:

gene parmesan

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Get your own celebrity team at Fafarazzi.com

Music:

25 suaves, afghan whigs, albert ayler, jorge ben, willie bobo, clinic, fugazi, gories, guided by voices, dave holland, rahsaan roland kirk, konono, lightning bolt, lovesick, minutemen, nation of ulysses, neutral milk hotel, new bad things, oneida, william parker, possum dixon, quasi, queens of the stone age, redd kross, smog, sweet baby, thee headcoat(ee)s, king tubby, united states of america, unrest, weezer, white stripes, howlin' wolf, neil young

Movies:

almost famous, barton fink, punch-drunk love, real women have curves, reservoir dogs, shallow grave, u-turn, usual suspects, very bad things

Television:

adventures of pete + pete, america's next top model, celebrity lifestyle shows, freaks + geeks, fresh prince of bel-air, futurama, gilmore girls, good eats, home movies, law + order: svu, lost, mythbusters, project runway, the state

Books:

dorothy allison, lester bangs, c.d. payne, kurt vonnegut

Heroes:

ian mackaye, minutemen, kurt vonnegut

My Blog

Laff factory

Hey guys, you should check out my, uh, joketweet, in which I post my terrible jokes as I think of them: http://twitter.com/bigcheeseburger Register with Twitter if you’re not already, look up Bi...
Posted by chrysta on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PST

Come away with me (no Norah Jones content herein)

I'm talking about Facebook!  I know what you're thinking: "If I wanted to hang out with highschool kids, I'd go to the mall." Maybe Facebook was once a haven strictly for the highschool set, I do...
Posted by chrysta on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

Hey Jon, remind me of some trivia questions

One of my internet ladyfriends is hosting a trivia game tomorrow and not feeling the inspiration to come up with questions. I want to help, but just like the Quiz Bowl days of highschool, my recall sk...
Posted by chrysta on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

Video treats to make your Friday magical

- "Losticil" mock advertisement- Bobby Brown & Mike Tyson performing "Monster Mash" on Jimmy Kimmel a couple years agoYou're welcome....
Posted by chrysta on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

Join my Fafarazzi league

Anyone want to join our latest Fafarazzi league, Bagels and L'Aux? We can take up to eight teams, but sadly only three have signed up so far. With about 29 hours until the draft, I'm passing on the va...
Posted by chrysta on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

I'm with the banned

Apparently your account settings can be modified to block friend requests from bands. But the MySpace help page isn't very intuitive, so I was wondering if any of all y'all happen to know how to ...
Posted by chrysta on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

L'Aux and Eggs update

I don't feel like doing this anymore! It's a pain in the ass that it always takes several minutes to successfully log on to MySpace, and then several more to successfully post an entry. Plus I don't w...
Posted by chrysta on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

L'Aux and Eggs update

My pro gossiper e-friend's Team Sugartits continues to lead the pack, earning five points today thanks to stories about (wannabe Brit) LL, (actual Brit) Kate Moss, and (fake Brit) Gwyneth Paltrow. You...
Posted by chrysta on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST

L'Aux and Eggs update

Not a ton of action to report today, though if my team can't be in the lead I'm pleased to see that my pro gossiper e-friend's Team Sugartits is. Stories about Bobby Brown, Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Loha...
Posted by chrysta on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST

L'Aux and Eggs update

How exciting, I made it to 40 points today. But mostly I'm pleased for my pro gossiper e-friend's Team Sugartits. They (er, since it's a team, right?) take the lead today, after stories abou...
Posted by chrysta on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST