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The Squeeze

There's no such thing as too much colour

About Me


"Siden jeg gik fra dig, Foles livet lang og hard, Men jeg tror jeg kommer mig, for tidlig jeg sa"
At the moment i'm a hairdresser in the making, though i'm not going very far very fast but that should change soon. Hopefully. One day i'd love to do competition work (& actually be good at it!) & do loads of crazy things for magazine shoots & things. Whether i'll actually stay being a hairdresser i dunno yet, it's debatable whether i'll actually qualify at this rate.
I love listening to music & playing piano. I've never taken grade exams for any musical instrument i've ever played. Music is for enjoyment. It's playing what you wanna play. Not for saying 'I'm better than you are cuz i've got such n such grade'.
I'm minorly obsessed with body piercings. Thankfully my body heals quite slowly so i don't have nearly as many as i could have. Whether that's a good or a bad thing i'm not entirely sure! Luckily there's a decent body piercer in Weston again so i don't have to travel to Bristol anymore.
EVERYONE GO TO LUKE SUTTON @ BEHIND BARS!!!! That's in Bronzing Beauty, opposite Tesco. GO TO HIM!!!!!
He's BBPA certified n qualified n knows his stuff! Unlike Purple Pumpkin who don't use a clamp or any sterilising equipment, Ring of Steel who use a piercing gun for piercing your lip & hood(?!?!) & Dino's who can't even keep his hands still enough to pierce proper. So that's your choice in Weston. These faggots or Luke. Take your pick
My mates are amazing!! Although i would have to say that wouldn't i! Ha Ha!! Vixon kicks ass, Miss Bumble is my mrs from up yonder, Sheba - me adopted crazy lady from college, Fairy!! My skipping partner, Christov so should've been my twin & Tomalomalous - he helped me survive BHS!! Oh & Miss Sarah Lee-aira - "Wassup Tom? Is it cheese?" Ha Ha!! The good ol' days. These are just a few friends mentioned, please don't offended if i haven't mentioned you. I'd be here all day otherwise.
One of my pet hates are those people who moan that their life is crap, or have to defend their actions/clothes style/music taste/lifestyle choices etc...
First of all, stop moaning. Sure your life may not be ideal, but it'll only get better if you let it. Lighten up. Let go a bit. Enjoy what you have. Secondly, stop defending. You've nothing to be ashamed of. Be happy with yourself & others will be too.
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My Interests

Badminton, music (playing & listening to), hanging out, camping, walking, drawing, dance machining, sewing(or at least attempting to), dancing, partying, eating, gold things, trampolining, attempting to learn shorthand,... ermmm... there's more but i'd be here all day!

I'd like to meet:


I'd love to meet the Backstreet Boys, Elton John, Mr Blobby & Shaun the Sheep but i guess that'll never happen. In reality i'd like to meet peeps from back at school/college & generally cool people.

Music:

Mainly cheesy pop (esp 80s) but i'll listen to almost anything

Backstreet Boys, Bananarama, Elton John, Greenday, Evanescence, Christina Aguilera, Nelly Furtado, Sash!, Alice Deejay, Army of lovers, Aqua, Shakira, Mariah Carey, Dead or Alive, Toto, Eiffel 65, Duran Duran, Tatu, Steps, Point Break, Eminem, Tears For Fears, Eurovision songs, Bon Jovi, Ricky Martin, Linkin' Park, Nsync, Cartoons Anastasia, Destiny's Child, Scatman John, Pink, Will Smith, Savage Garden, Solid Harmonie, Innocense, B*witched, Aaron Carter, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Britney Spears, Classix Nuveau, Kelly Clarkson, Cindi Lauper, Republica, Take That, Whitney Houston, Northern Line, Vengaboys, 5ive, Ultravox, Spandau Ballet, Oasis, Spice Girls, Black Lace, Sean-Paul, Usher...etc

Movies:

I'll watch almost anything comical if I can just sit still for more than 5mins! I have a tendancy to either fidgit or get bored & wonder off. My faves are Legally Blonde, Honey, Hotshots (1 & 2) & the Rush Hour films. Anything by Matt Stone & Trey Parker also kicks ass!!

Television:

Our New Life in Everwood is brilliant & I can't wait for the new series to start (Mum got me hooked), Hollyoaks, X-Factor, Ladette to Lady was cool as was ASBO Teen to Beauty Queen, Quincy M.E, Diagnosis Murder, Monk, Scrubs, Star Trek & documentories (anything medical or forensic is pretty cool).
Despite this list i don't actually watch TV that much!

Books:

Harry Potter, Seasons of Passion, Everyone Worth Knowing, Monday's Child, He's Just Not That Into You (should be The Bible!!), Starter For Ten, His 'n' Hers,... Usually 'girly' books so to speak although i have a few in my collection although I don't actually read that much.

Heroes:

My Parents
My Grandparents
My Friends
The Backstreet Boys

My Blog

Never fails to amuse me

I forking love Eurovision! & the songs were (in my opinion) actually good this year *GASP* and... Malta gave us 12pts!! *FAINTS* But we were still 2nd to last so no real change there. DJ Bobo shou...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

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I'm so gutted right now. My piano was supposed to be coming tomorrow & i was soooooooooo excited. & now i've been told that my payment cannot be processed. & now i'm heart-broken. That the...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

Finally decided

DRAG QUEENS FOR MY BDAY PEEPS!!! MEANING EVERYONE HAS TO DRESS UP AS A DRAG QUEEN OR ELSE You know you all want to. Dunno when it's gonna be but the place is more likely than not to be in Westo...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

Random & pancakes

WOOOOOO! Sold my first item on ebay! Go me! Dunno what the frig to do now though. Me head hurts too much to take anything in right now. Stupid hat thing. Stayed up late & had to get up early to fi...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

So far this year

Ooh, how exciting. Monday Was on the computer most of the day not doing a lot other than completely changing my Myspace profile thing. Tuesday Actually did stuff. Attempted to tidy my room but didn't ...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

It makes perfect sense & you know it!

Wow it's 2007 already, & what a year it's been! I practically spent a whole week on holiday in Tenerife on my own I started a street dance course Finally started to learn to play the piano Go...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Moo

Just a random blog today. Just feel like writing one for the sake of it so i'm gonna up date you on things: *Split up with bf & told Mike & random dude to bugger off. Haven't felt mo...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

New addition

Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I got a new tattoo!!! I only went to Holey Skin yesterday in Bristol to ask about a surface piercing (whether it's do-able, how it would be done & how much) & to...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

Fudge

Dammit i want a new tattoo! Or piercing. Or both!! Can't decide what i want though. I went to see Steve the tattooist in Bronzing Beauty (yes he works in a salon but don't judge cuz he's good!) yester...
Posted by Mrs Woo on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:30:00 PST

money money money...

I don't normally get depressed but today i am. or at least after i found out how much my MOT cost & how much i need to cough up this week. MOT = £233 = I am now overdrawn by £23. Not a good start....
Posted by Mrs Woo on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST